{Tales Of The SMP Incorrect Quotes}

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Sir Billiam: This poor person here is my Butler.

Butler: *sad nosie*

Sir Billiam: But if anything happens to him, I will kill everyone in this room including myself.

Butler: ! *happy nosie*

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Jack: I think we need to get Hegla help.

Jimmy: What makes you say that?

Helga: *singing off key completely*

Cat: *covers Robin's ears*

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Ranbob: *burns Charles body*

Ranbob: Finally. Now, last body---

Ranbob: . . . . Where is Isaac's body?

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James: You know, Karl. I feel like we've met before. . . Have we?

Karl: I dunno. *looks away*

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Robin: *sad because there are no other kids in The Afterlife*

The Twins: Hey, another kid!

Robin: ! New friends!

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Ranboo: ARH, MATEY, LET'S FIND TREASURE!!!

Quackity: HELL YEAH!!!!

Sapnap: ARG!!!!!

George/Dream: . . .

Karl: *dials 911*

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Cletus: *rocking the boat*

Karl: You'll fall in if you don't stop.

Cletus: *sticks his tongue out* I won't, you---AHHH!!! *falls in*

Issac: -_-

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John: Ya know, Karl?

Karl: ?

John: You might be the most determined man I have ever had the pleasure of meeting.

Karl: Aw, thank you.

Sherman: Oi!

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Sir Billiam: Butler. You went over the word limit.

Butler: . . .

Sir Billiam: *hits him with a newspaper*

Butler: ;-;

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In-between: Finally, Kathy is dead.

The Other Side: Yeah, but isn't that her son?

In-between: . . . Shit.

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Jschlatt: You do be looking cute, Greg.

Greg: 0_0

Karl: *My fricking God, does George just get people even in the past or future??*

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Porkums: H-Hi, I'm Porkums, it's very nice to meet you. . .

Spud: Oh, come on Porkums! Have more confidence!

Karl: . . .

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Karl: YOU HAVE ONE ANCESTOR THAT DOESN'T DO VIOLENCE?!?!?

Techno: Mhm.

Karl: *nosies of confusion*

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James's Wife: You killed my husband!!

Sir Billiam: Oh, I'm sorry didn't you call him a sin and told him to go die, are we sure you didn't kill him.

Cops: . . .

James's Wife: . . . You mother fucker---

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King Porkius: Why must you all be so annoying and have such terrible names.

Everyone: . . .

King Porkius: Except for Watson and Ran, they're the exception.

Ran: ?

Watson: *chuckles*

Jackie: ;-;

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Cletus: >:3 *holding a chainsaw*

Ran: Put it down. You can't kill Quackity.

Cletus: ;-;

Sir Billiam: Unless we make it look like an accident.

Porkums: B-But, violence is bad.

Karl: *faceplam*

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James: So, in your time period, it's okay to be BI?

Karl: Mhm! And Gay, Lesbian, Non-Binary and Anti-Romantic.

Lady. L: . . . We were born in the wrong time.

James: ;-;

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James: *invisible as he watches Karl write*

Sapnap: Hey, Karl, wanna go to The Red Banquet? We have to bring a mask---

James/Karl: NO---

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