Anakin: i dont have a bucket list but my fucket list is a mile long
Rex: watch out, im a licensed babysitter, just ask Hardcase about the toilet paper incident and he'll tell you all about his stupidity
Ahsoka: I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit
Obi-wan: Im a professional at handling two idiotic childrens daily shit
Cody: I just need a hug... around the neck... with a rope
Fives: roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you
Echo: Dont judge me because I'm quiet, nobody plans a murder outloud *looks at Fives*
Jesse: I don't care what people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive
Kix: one day I could hug the living shit out of you, then the next I'll slap you so hard you can't think for a week, not that my brothers already do but still
Dogma: Just let me sleep and we'll both live
Tup: *motions to his hair* you touch the cutie, you get the shootie
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
