Ahsoka: *gets shot in the leg repeatedly*
Rex: Commander are you okay!?
Ahsoka: oh. Oh yeah I feel great. In fact I might as well just march up to the Seperatist outpost right now and go bitch slap Grevious in the face... ARE YOU LIDDING ME DO I LOOK LIKE A PERSON WHO IS OKAY!?!
Rex: ... Either you kill me for pissing you off or the general kills me for letting you get shot? Which would be worse
Ahsoka: *chuckles darkly* Anakin would be best. At least then you death would be quick qnd painless. I on the other rhand would have tou praying for death. *smiles wickedly*
Rex: um...
Ahsoka: well that took a dark turn. Anyways back to my extremely painful wound. *sharply inhales* OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
