Ahsoka: Aw man I can't believe I'm getting kidnapped again!
Lux: You really can't be that surprised. I mean, you just walked up to my car and got in. I liyetally didnt have to do anythi- wait did you say again!?
Ahsoka: Duh! It probably happens like once a week.
Lux: This happens to you once a week!? And they find you!?
Ahsoka: Yeah, well my boyfriend does. Its just a game we like to play called hide. Get kidnapped. That's you. And then seek but he always finds me in like 3 seconds. Like its honestly not fair for you jackasses. Like we gotta change the rules or something.
Lux: Your boyfriend finds you.. yeah okay *not believing it* sureeee whos your boyfriend, Captain Blondie. *starts laughing*
Ahsoka: *definitely not laughing. Just stares at him*
Lux: wait, actually!?
Ahsoka: Ye
Lux: THEN GET THE FUCK OUT!!!
Ahsoka: Whoa relax dude were unfortunately on the same team here.
Lux: Nah nah nah the guys gonna throw a fucking spoon at my temple okay bitch get the fuck out!
Ahsoka: Chill bro he's not gonna yhrow a sloon at your temple... he'd at least use a fork.
Rex: *appears behind Lux*
Ahsoka: Oh god dammit! We lost again...
Lux: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Rex: Bye bitch.
Ahsoka: You won't be missed.
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
