Hardcase: DUDE
Jesse: I-I just came in here to get my shoes...
Hardcase: Babysitters are just teenagers who act like adults so actual adults and go out and act like teenagers.
Jesse: No I'm not- n-no!
Hardcase: Humans are the only species who pay to live on planets.
Jesse: I-I don't even know what to say anymore at this point.
Hardcase: Broooooooo! What if syars are just tiny holes in our universe so we can breath oxygen through them?
Jesse: Yeah I'm just gonna ignore this.
Hardcase: There was a time before glasses so that could explain why people used to write in such odd dialect, they probably just couldn't see the paper but were speaking our language the whole time!
Jesse: Have you seen my shoes?
Hardcase: They say that chewing gum is 10 calories per piece. Do you have to swallow the gum to get 10 calories, or is that just from chewing it?
Jesse: I'm taking that as a no-
Hardcase: Bruh if a student fails a fitness exam is it the students fault or the teachers?
Jesse: It's Re- the teacher's! Dang it. Now we're late for therapy. Thanks a lot Hardcase.
Hardcase: Don't mention it.
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
