Echo calling Fives: Hey bro i need you over here for a minute you got a sec?
Fives: Sorry cap i fant make it, I'm buying clothes.
Echo: Your a clone why do you need clothes?
Fives: I just do.
Echo: Ugh fine whatever just get over here as fast as possible oka-
Fives: Ugh i cant find them.
Echo: What do you mean ypucant find them!?
Fives: I mean i cant find them, theres only soup!
Echo: What the hell do you mean there's only soup!?!
Rex: *internally thinking what the fuck am i listening yoo*
Fives: I mean theres only soup.
Echo: Well then get out of the spup aisle!
Fives: ALRIGHT!!! YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME!!!
Rex: *I wonder if I can catch the general before he takes off if I run fast enough*
Echo: *hears footsteps over the holophone*
Fives: theres more soup.
Echo: What do you mean theres more soup!?
Fives: Theres just more soup!
Echo: Go into the next aisle jackass!
Fives: ALL I SEE IS SOUUUUUUP!!!
Echo: Where are you right now!?
Fives: Oh I'm at soup.
Echo: What do tou mean you at soup!?!
Fives: I MEAN EXACTLY WHAT I SAID!!! THAT IM AT SOUP!!!
Echo: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN!?!?
Fives: Oh I'm at the soup store.
Rex: *visibly confused*
Echo: WAIT WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!?
Fives: FUCK YOU!!!
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.