Echo: *bored as fuck* So now what, we just sit here?
Fives: Oh no no no no no. Echo. Watch and learn. *randomly speed dials a holocode*
Echo: Oh god not again. Fives the last time we did this we somehow got some creepy old guy in a van. We have bad luck with this so just hang up while you still can and we'll-
Rex: *on holophone* Hello, Captain Rex here.
Fives: *in inhumanely high pitched princess voice* HeLlO cAp. I LoVe yOU!
Rex: Alright whoever this is, stop calling me!
Echo: What the fu-
Rex: It's been 6 months, it's not funny!
Fives: *internally wheezing* I caN sEE yOu CaP
Echo: *confused as fuck*
Fives: YoU lOOk sO sMeXy iN thAt PoLisHeD arMouR oF yOuRs
Echo: *concerned as fuck*
Rex: Leave me alone! For the love of god leave me alone! *Hangs up*
Fives: So that's Wednesday.
Both died that day of laughing to hard to the point sound was coming out of every hole on their head.
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Clone Wars Randomness
UmorismoBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
