Hardcase: Hey Cap I'm going ou-
Rex: Did you make up your bed?
Hardcase: Yes.
Rex: And put away tour laundry?
Hardcase: Yep I put away the one pair of blacks I have.
Rex: And you cleaned the barricks?
Hardcase: ... sure. Yep now cqn I go?
...
Rex: No.
Harecase: What!?
Fives: Hey Capty Crappy, can I go hang out with the Commander?
Rex: Hold it. Have you made your bed?
Fives: Absolutely.
Rex: And put away your laundry?
Fives: Freshly on my body right now.
Rex: And you and Harecase, cleaned the barricks?
Fives: Mhm.
...
Rex: Imma go check.
Fives: Dude seriosuly?
Rex:.*leaves to go check*
Fives and Hardcase: *sneaks out anyways*
Echo: Oh hello Rex. Wohld you mind if I went out to meet up with a couple new friends?
Rex: Ooh fun! Oh by the way I did your bed, laundry and cleaned the room for you.
Echo: Cool thanks! Oh and for the laundry, maybe next time could we start hanging my blacks on hangers instead of folding them so they wont get wrinkled, thanks.
Rex: Sure! I'll take care of that for you.
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Clone Wars Randomness
הומורBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.