Hardcase: Deliveries on a ship are called cargo, yet deliveries on a car or speeder are called shipments.
Rex: Oh not this shit again. Hardcase if I've said it once I've said it a thousand times, no weird ass questions before at least 0600 hours and Ive inhaled at least 6 cups of vaf or alcohol.
Fives: It's 0559. Rise and shine Cap. Here's your first cup, *hands caf cup to Rex* your gonna need it.
Hardcase: I fan ordinsry school teacher cant teach all the subjects, then why are students expected to study all subjects?
Ahsoka: *suddenly stops studying in the corner* So your saying all of this ie POINTLESS!?!
Hardcase: Are oranges named oranges because oranges are orange, or is ot orange named orange brcause oranges are orange?
Tup: Did you seriously just say orange 8 times in one sentence-
Echo: And it actually made sense!?
Hardcase: Bro what happens to a speeder if tpu press the brake and accelerator at the same time? Does it take a screenshot?
Dogma: Wait what the hell eoukd ig actually do!?
Hardcase: Do you realize that the youngest picture of you is also the oldest picture of you?
Kix: I am this close to stunning you and giving you a mental health check.
Hardcase: If we have watermelon then shouldnt we have firemelon, airmelon and earthmelon too?
Fives: Ooh we could call them the elemelons!
Rex: That's it I'm taking both of you to therapy!
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
