Anakin: Here. Be sure to save this date on the calendar. *hands Obi piece of paper*
Obi-Wan: What is this?
Anakin: An STD.
Obi-Wan: *spits out the tea he toooootally wasn't drinking his 5th cup of* ITS A WHAT NOW!?
Anakin: An STD. You know, save the date. For the wedding I've been telling you about for months now?
Obi-Wan: Ah yes of course. It all makes sense now. Say, just out of curiosity how many people have you given STD's to?
Anakin: All our family members and friends. And acquaintances. Basically as many people as possible.
Obi-Wan: *drunk on tea laughter*
Anakin: Ohhhhh I get it. STD has another meaning. You're gross. No one else is gonna think that.
Obi-Wan: They're all going to think that. But it's sweet your mind didn't go there.
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
