Jesse: Okay guys, family meeting.
Rex: Dude its 6 am.
Tup: What is it?
Fives: What the fuck do you want!?
Jesse: I'm worried about Echo. He hasn't looked up from his datapad for 6 hours. First one to get Echo to look up gets 50 dollars from everyone.
Fives: Sorry boys, but you might as well quit while you can cause I got this in the bag. *struts up to his twin* Hey Echo look at-
Echo: *kicks him in the balls*
Fives: AHHHHGGGo get 'em Tup *painful thumbs up*
Tup: Alright I got this. Hey Echo! *turns on music* DANCEPARTY!!
Echo: *dances a little while staring at his datapad*
Tup: Oh you've gotta be shitting me.
Jesse: Alright I guess I could give it a shot. Hey Echo, have you heard that Anakin Skywalker died!?
Echo: Who dat?
Jesse: Oh my god. He may never look at another real human being again.
Rex: Step aside gentlemen, I got this. *takes out his own datapad*
Echo: *receives notification, head jolts up* Captain Rexy are tpu kidding me!?
Jesse: But- I- How did you- WHAT!?!
Rex: Hehehe I changed my relationship status to it's complicated. Pony up ya'll! Woooo! *receives call* Oh it's Ahsoka. Hello love- wait no! Its nothing! I didn't mean it! My finger slipped-
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
