Part 2 cuz why not :)
Shinsou: If I die right now, at least I'll be doing something I love
Yuriko: And what's that?
Shinsou: Falling into the eternal sleep of death, of course
Aizawa: I have taught you well, my boy
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Shinsou, on the phone w/ 911: Yuriko IS LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD!! Yuriko! They're asking what your blood type is!
Yuriko: B positive-
Shinsou: I'm trying!!
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Shinsou: Good morning cruel world.
Yuriko: Isn't it goodbye?
Shinsou: Well, the world may be cruel but I'm still kickin.
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Shinsou: And, as I always say: Quality over quantity.
Yuriko(from the other room): For the last time! That saying does not apply to SLEEP!
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Yuriko: Hey, is anyone else d-
Uraraka: Dead?
Midoriya: Drained?
Todoroki: Depressed?
Shinsou: Deprived of sleep?
Yuriko: ...done with your work? What is wrong with you people?
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Shinsou: I gave you the key to the agency building for emergencies only.
Yuriko: This is an emergency!
Shinsou: what is it?
Yuriko: I missed you..
Shinsou:
Yuriko:
Shinsou: AW, I MISSED YOU TOO
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Yuriko: Back me up, guys.
Shinsou: whatever they said, they're right.
Yuriko: HAH! See?
Monoma: Also, F*CK you, Bakugou.
Bakugou: I wasn't even part of this conversation, what the f*ck-
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Shinsou, holding a knife: Someone's gonna die.
Yuriko, throwing confetti into the air: Of fun!
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Shinsou: What time is it?
Yuriko: I don't know. Hand me that saxophone.
Yuriko: (blows saxophone loudly)
Bakugou, from across the dorms: wHO THE F*CK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2AM??
Shinsou:
Yuriko: it's 2am.
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Yuriko: I need an extension for the assignment.
Aizawa: You cannot-
Yuriko: I have a valid excuse this time!
Yuriko, taking out of nowhere a pile of papers: I was busy writing an 85-pages speech why Hitoshi deserves the world and is the best human™ ever born.
Aizawa:
Aizawa: Go on, I'm listening.
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Shinsou: Who ate my fries? I swear I'm gonna kill-
Yuriko: I did.
Shinsou: -kiss you, and buy you some more, you beautiful human being. Have you been eating enough, lately?
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Iida: How many cups of coffee have you had?
Kaminari: none.
Iida: How many?!
Kaminari: five!
Todoroki: I've had eight.
Monoma: so have I.
Iida: what?
Yuriko: weaklings. I've had ten.
Iida: WHAT?
Shinsou: Get on my level, I've had thirteen.
Yuriko: (gasps in admiration)
Iida: W H A T.
Aizawa: I've had fifteen.
Yuriko and Shinsou: (gasps) a god.
Iida: NO! Are you alright?! You need to go to the hospital!
(Reminding that Yuriko can't drink coffee and it's only make her too energetic)
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Yuriko: Shinsou talks in his sleep sometimes... it's adorable.
Shinsou, sleeping: fight me... you motherf*cker... square up... I think the f*ck not...
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Shinsou: If cats knew what a sin was they wouldn't even care.
Yuriko: I don't care either. Fuck trigonometry.
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Shinsou: I want to die.
Yuriko: Can you at least try to sound a bit more positive?
Shinsou:
Monoma: Heckity heck, he craves death :D
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Yuriko: I want to tell a joke but I only remember the punchline.
Shinsou: Go ahead.
Yuriko: Tooth hurty.
Shinsou: "When is the best time to go to the dentist?"
Yuriko: You complete me.
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Yuriko: What are we gonna do?
Shinsou: What are you so worried about? You're so small they probably won't even see you.
Yuriko: Hitoshi, is this really the right time to be making short jokes?
Shinsou: Yuriko, it is never not the time because, just like you, life is short.
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Shinsou: How is the most beautiful person on earth doing?
Yuriko, blushing: I-
Monoma, from across the room: I'm great, thanks.
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Yuriko: I don't cry for anything!
Shinsou: You were literally just crying about dragons.
Yuriko, tearing up: They can't blow out their birthday candles!
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MY HERO (Shinsou X Oc)
Fanfiction(COMPLETE) I create the oc. Yuriko Nakajima was offered to go in UA by her mother, who is a Pro hero. She met Shinsou in unexpected situation. What will she do?
