Quotes for fun 1

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Shinsou: Are you okay?

Yuriko, crying: Yeah, it's just the onions-

Shinsou, to onions: What the f*ck did you say to Yuriko.

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Yuriko: Hitoshi, can you turn on the lights?

Shinsou: I don't have to. You're the only light I need in my life.

Yuriko: Awe, that's sweet, but I can't see.

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Yuriko: Thought I was meowing back at a cat for the past hour.

Yuriko: Turns out it was just Hitoshi and I meowing at each other from different rooms in the apartment.

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Shinsou, holding a large box: What would you say if i came back to the dorms one day with 6 kittens

Yuriko: What's in the box?

Shinsou:

Yuriko: Hitoshi, what's in the box?

Shinsou: I think you know

Yuriko:

Yuriko: Let 'em in.

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Shinsou: I win.

Yuriko: I have you pinned to the ground.

Shinsou: Exactly.

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Shinsou: (nudges you awake at 4am)

Shinsou: Do you like me?

Yuriko: I'm dating you, Hitoshi...

Shinsou: Yeah, but like, as a friend or as a boyfriend?

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Shinsou: Monoma died of natural causes.

Yuriko: You pushed him off a cliff.

Shinsou: Gravity's natural.

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Shinsou: Can we do... the thing?

Yuriko, confused: What thing?

Shinsou: (wraps his arms around himself) This thing?

Yuriko:

Yuriko: You mean hugging?

Shinsou: Yeah.

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Yuriko: Are you taken?

Shinsou: Yeah, for granted.

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Yuriko: Do you have a bag I can borrow?

Shinsou: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Yuriko: You literally could have just said no.

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Shinsou: Hey sorry I'm late, I overslept.

Yuriko: It's 4:30 in the afternoon.

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Shinsou: I would do anything for you, Yuriko.

Yuriko: Sleep for eight hours straight.

Shinsou: I will not.

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Shinsou: kill me.

Yuriko:

Yuriko: withhh.... Kindness?

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Aizawa: Okay, we're going to work on your comebacks in battle

Aizawa: [Pretending to be a villain] I'm going to kill you

Shinsou: Okay, I'm already dead inside

Yuriko: ...Hitoshi no

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Shinsou: This doesn't involve you.

Yuriko: how the hell does it not-

Shinsou: Look! So what if I'm in love with you?! Mind your own business!

Yuriko:

Yuriko: WHAT-

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Shinsou: (taps table)

Monoma: (taps table in response)

Aizawa: what the hell are they doing?

Yuriko: morse code.

Shinsou: (aggressively taps table)

Monoma: (slams hand down on table) YOU B*TCH, YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

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