Prompt: villain/hero au where they're roommates and they both know each other's extracurricular activities but neither of them bring it up as an unspoken rule.
Hehe this will be so much fun.
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Or: Tim Drake is Stray. Jason Todd is Bluejay. They're roommates in college.
Chaos ensues.
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Title from: I Know What You Did Last Summer by Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes
Trigger warning: Cussing (cause Jason, but he isn't the only one), blood... Does robbery count? Robbery. Kidnapping of a kitten. Animal violence
There wasn't even supposed to be a trigger warning, what the heck.
Ugh. I'm so sorry, guys. This was supposed to be lighthearted and fun.
Apparently I can't write that for the batfam
Oh well.Hope you like it.
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This was definitely not what Jason wanted to be doing on a Wednesday night. Nope. He did not want to be soaking wet, in a skin tight suit, racing after a criminal who really had no business running around Gotham in icy rain.
He certainly didn't want that criminal to be Stray.
He had midterms tomorrow, what is this shit?
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Okay, Tim would be the first to admit that tonight didn't go as planned.
But it wasn't his fault.
It was supposed to be a simple heist. In and out. Easy as petting a kitten. (Speaking of kittens, he needed to go shopping to get Ruby food soon. She did not like this new brand.)
Until it wasn't.
Because apparently Tim wasn't the only one planning on robbing this bank. And whoever it was had decided that tripping the alarm was a wonderful idea.
Because of course. It could never be easy, could it?
And it was also raining when he left the bank behind.
Karma is a real bitch sometimes.
Tim barely payed mind to the cold rain that was bouncing off his leather suit. He was to busy keeping an eye out for nosy little birds that never stayed out of his business. Don't they know that cats hunt birds, not the other way around?
He'd have to disappear quick if he wanted to get Bluejay off his back. And he has to get back to the apartment before he got too wet.
Jason would blow a gasket if he got the floors wet. Nevermind that he'd also be doing it. But, you know, whatever. He could take one for the team. Jason was already stressed enough, why add more to the list?
Other than the fact that it was lots of fun to annoy his roommate.
That wasn't the point.
The point was he was cold, wet, and tired.
Momma Cat is going to kill him for going on a heist after a full 43 hours of no sleep. She was oddly angry every time he didn't get enough rest. But he's fine, Momma Cat. He doesn't start seeing hallucinations until hour 76. Calm down.
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Batfamily One Shots.
FanfictionHeck yeah I did. Enjoy the chaos. These will probably be centered around Tim because he's awesome and the most fun to write and he's my favorite. Have fun.