What Grinds My Gears?

Parawhat?

You know what really grinds my gears? When people don't know what Paragraphs are. Like seriously how do people write sentence after sentence after sentence after sentence after sentence after sentence after sentence after sentence after sentence of lines and not realize how much of a mess it is to read? It bothers me even more when they have the nerve to write dialogue like
Steve: Hello Bob
Bob: Hello Steve
THERE'S NOT EVEN SPACE BETWEEN THE PARAGRAPH AND DIALOGUE! HOW THE FU COOK CAN YOU LOOK AT THAT AND THINK
"Yes this is indeed comprehensible."
Seriously this was how I wrote essays in elementary school. ELEMENTARY! Why am I seeing people do it unironically here! Thankfully I am now a mature - year old now. There's no way I'd actually write like that.

A/N: So any way that's as much as I'll be able to milk that joke forever. Down here I'd like to take the time to announce something.

Since so many people have been doing so I'll be taking suggestions on chapters.

Whether it's the popular neglected/abused fics or something in stories you noticed on your own just leave a comment. Or even better, if you find a story you really want to see me bash just PM me.

I won't promise I'll do every single one.

Mostly because I owe you all nothing.

But at the very least it'll lead to me finding even more shitty stories.

Also I guess I should thank you all for reading.

I still owe you all nothing!