You say
The price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay
"Love?" Peggy scoffed, Hamilton grinning in her direction.
You cry
"I don't see anyone crying," sassed Es. Washington was trying not to laugh but by the grin of Lafayette's face, it wasn't working too well.
In your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by
"Because tea is horrible. It tastes disgusting," Jay grinned.
Why so sad?
"We're not?" Al laughed. Washington couldn't help but remember when his daughter was younger, how she, Lafayette, and Lillianna used to act like this a lot of the time.
Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
Now you're making me mad
"Oh boo hoo," Jay rolled his eyes.
Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man
"Nope!" the trio exclaimed.
You'll be back, soon you'll see
"We never went back to you, and we never will," Al pointed out. Hamilton, Lafayette, Mulligan, and Laurens were practically wetting themselves at the commentary the little trio were doing.
You'll remember you belong to me
"No." Es deadpanned.
You'll be back, time will tell
You'll remember that I served you well
"You didn't," the trio pointed out simultaneously.
Oceans rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
"Unfortunately,"
And when push comes to shove
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!
"But you'll never get our love~" Es sang back.
"I love you, mon ami," Lafayette chuckled whilst Es smiled brightly at him.
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"He's such a weirdo," Peggy whispered.
You say our love is draining and you can't go on
"We're not dating~" Al sang.
You'll be the one complaining when I am gone
"We never complained~" Jay sang.
And no, don't change the subject
'Cause you're my favourite subject
My sweet, submissive subject
Jay snorted. "Bitch, you wish."
My loyal, royal subject
"Nope!"
Forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever
You'll be back like before
I will fight the fight and win the war
For your love, for your praise
"Again, we ain't dating, love," Al pointed out.
"I think he needs therapy you know? Therapy to get rid of his attachment issues," Es said. Laurens promptly fell of the couch, clutching his stomach.
And I'll love you 'til my dying days
When you're gone, I'll go mad
"You already are," Jay applauded as he rolled his eyes.
So don't throw away this thing we had
"What thing?" Peggy asked.
"I think he thinks our countries are dating," Es said as she nodded her head.
Cause when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love
"Demon!" the trio yelled, pointing at the screen with grins on their faces. Everyone promptly lost it, laughing at the trio's antics.
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Everybody!
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"He's crazy," nodded Al. Everyone tried to collect themselves as they waited for the next song.
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Tale of A Widow
FanfictionThe characters from The Lion and His Lioness, as well as some characters from For Once We're At Peace, react to Hamilton: An American Musical (but it's not the one we know, it's the play from the book, with Esperanza Washington-Hamilton in place of...
