Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus headcanons

Apollo☀🏹

- Apollo has a lot of tea on the gods watching them while riding the chariot. And I don't mean on just the Olympians, but of nearly every pantheons.

- so he started to make renaissance style paintings of those moments with Rachel and they get really famous.

- that one time Ares attempted to do a roundhouse kick and kicked himself on his face. Done.

- that one time Heimdall tripped trying to take a selfie with bob ross and took a picture of his nose. Done. Folks are wondering the meaning behind this piece.

- Whenever Frey asked advise from a talking sword before flirting with someone. A marvelous piece it was.

- that one time Horus scratched his back with his khopesh when he thought that no one was looking. Done and done. A certain magician bought it to annoy her older brother.

- that one time Zeus and Poseidon held a staring contest over a cupcake with rainbow symbols with storms brewing in the background as Hades calmly sips tea beside them. Percy's favorite.