Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus headcanons

Percy🌊 and Rachel🖌

Rachel sometimes fucks around with Percy and gives him fake prophecies. Nothing makes him madder.

Rachel: ooh, I think.... THE SON OF THE SEA-

Percy: IT ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE, RACHEL!

Rachel, after Percy fucked up her painting: I see a future where you get your ass KICKED

Percy: you're a hoax

Rachel: you are destined-

Percy: nope. It's Saturday, don't you dare.

And eventually a very real prophecy comes along and Percy refuses to accept it despite the mist and glowing eyes bc "she's just gotten better at acting is all"