Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus headcanons

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pre-Solangelo headcanons i dreamed last night because i am a sad person

- they hang out a lot, even couples didn't do that as much as them (and they're not dating how?)
- after three-day infirmary, people thought they do wholesome things together but in reality, they are awkward as heck and try their hardest to communicate with each other
- whether it's Will's shy ass "hi", "h-h-how are you", "yo-you look great to...day" or Nico's affectionate "perish", "do not attempt to speak to me"
- they go to the arcade ONE time and never come back (mainly because of Nico)
- Nico is chill, but he eats arcade games for a living. tetris? street fighter? donkey kong? fricking PAC-MAN? oh they are going down
- for reasons, Nico is very competitive and toxic when old school arcade stuffs involved and Will finds it hot and scary
- when Nico's sleepy he will speak in Will's Texas accent
- when Will's high he will speak Italian
- Nico usually goes to the infirmary to randomly massage Will's shoulders and hands and anywhere possible and tells him to take a break with him
- Will's addicted to it, this is where he gets high
- Will has protective siblings. someone being slightly mean to him and they will riot. but it's Nico so they gaze in gentleness as he bride-carries Will out of the infirmary
- Will is taller than Nico for a whole head, so it looks like he's carrying a long sandwich (sandwill wheeze)
- Nico has protective sisters (Reyna and Hazel), if they see someone makes funny eyes at him, they will make that person's buttcrack beg for Tartarus. but with Will, the guy who is tripping on his own legs, poorly maintaining eyes contact without immediately shutting it and going "fuck it" then die—sleeping on the ground, holding a cup of coffee like it's his life savior and went "yeah that's him. that's the guy who will make our brother the happiest"
- Nico is weak for Will's dad jokes (even before dating, dude's down bad) he straight up gasps for air and cries
- "why were...", "oh gods no—", "...the utensils stuck together?", "*snorts* n-nO NO STOP—", "because they were spooning", "*wheezes and dies*""- ugh", "ugh indeed
- they talk little when around people and talk so much when it's just the two of them

- like, if there are books about their relationship developments, it will be mainly about their dumb conversations and late night talks, and by books, i'm talking dictionaries here
- "Will, do you have water?", "no but i have this hand sanitizer"
- Will is a brave guy, when he sees Nico furiously walks towards him, he will stand up and start running
- Nico catches him anyway and lectures him about drinking Cappuccino at dawn and making pizzas with a rice cooker
- Nico loves Will more when he's sleep deprived- "oh but thats kinda sad, because mr.tomato looks exactly like mrs.apple, we couldn't blame sir cucumber for having an affair with both. the guy's green he's color blind", "ah yes do continue"
- Will always sneaks into Nico's cabin late at night to talk to him
- Nico doesn't sleep he waits for Will every nights
- they are both sad and in love, i don't take criticism
- homies be spooning each other in the middle of the night and talk about how feet are cold without socks and socks are lonely without feet so in conclusion they are soulmates confirmed
- "do you want a hug?", "no", proceed to hug Will
- "do you want to sleep on my shoulder?", "no", proceed to sleep on Will's shoulder
 -"do you want to go to a convenience store at 3:00AM with me?", "no", proceed to go to a convenience store at 3:00AM with Will
- "do you want to hold hands and talk about our days?", "no" proceed to hold hands and talk about their days
- they did do wholesome things with each other

Nico: pets are overrated, i don't need pets

Will: *gasps*Nico: let me explain

Will: gosh you better be

Nico: why pets, when you can have...a human

Will: *incredulously* i am uncomfortable with how this conversation is taking us

Nico: look, i don't get why i need pets when i can have this cuddly, talkative, convenient piece of human, who can feed themself, give random facts about toothpastes, make weird jokes, consume unholy amount of coffees at every minutes possible and do nice physical contacts that do not leave furs and bad smells over my body

Will: do i need to question that specific piece of human?

Nico: no, but you get the gig

Will: right...you are just sad

Will:...and want to be in a relationship

Nico: indeed. so—let's get pets and be less sad and have a relationship

Nico: me and you *wink*

Will: it's...4:00AM calm your horny ass