Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus headcanons

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Sadie: Well, Carter did give me an envelope once and he said I should only open it if it's an emergency and I need to ask him for money

Alyssa: What are you waiting for? Open it! Open it!

Jaz: I hope it's a million dollar bill

Felix: I bet it's a Swiss bank account number

Alyssa: What's it say?

Sadie, reading the piece of paper inside: It says "no"

Jaz: Concise

Felix: To the point...