"Dad 1? Dad 2? I have something to tell you..."
"Oh that's so nice! What is it, Muffin?"
"Did our Skeppy get a boyfriend?"
"Uh, no... I think I may be straight..."
Bad gasped. "WHAT?!"
Sap's mouth fell open. "HOW?!"
"So... You're okay with it?"
Sap furrowed his brows. "NO! We are definitely NOT okay with this! Skeppy, you're a prince! What would people say?!"
Bad tried a slightly softer approach. "Why do you think so?"
"Um, there's this girl I really like..."
"Maybe... You feel female inside? Trans?"
"NO! I'm most definitely male! I like a girl, is that so horrible?!"
"OF COURSE IT IS! We will not allow our son to cavort with those girls! Preposterous! You will be a king soon, Skep, you're 22 already! You should find a good husband for yourself to help you with kingly matters!"
Skeppy's eyes filled with tears. "Well if you won't approve, I'm LEAVING!" Whirling around he fled from the kitchen hall. He did not want to go back into that room, or see his dads ever. Again!
Bad sighed. "Maybe one day he will realize this is for his own good."
And then Sapnap got an idea. "Hey! The kingdom next to ours! I'm sure they have a guy Skep's age! It's the empire SBI I think... What was his name again..? Balloon? Black? Technology?"
Bad rolled his eyes. "Technoblade, Muffin."
"Oh, right! Well, I'll look into the matter..."
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Skeppy was determined to stay in his room. Forever. Imagine he was that girl trapped in her tower by an evil witch, with only her very long hair as means to get down. And then another girl came, a fierce warrior who killed the witch and they married.
He imagined a warrior girl coming for him, and them riding off into the sunset. He sighed. I bet the girl would look at me and go 'Oh, you're a boy? Whatever.' and leave.
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A week passed. "Hey... Skep?"
It was Bad. The kinder, softer parent. Not that Skeppy was complaining about Sap. His dads were wonderful... Until that day.
"Yes?" he sighed.
"Well, we've arranged a formal marriage between you and Techno of the empire SBI."
"Who's Techno? Oh wait, never mind. I remember." Techno. The Blood God, as some called him. Winner of those crazy Potato Wars, may or may not be crazy, Prince Techno of Empire Sleepy Bois Inc., one of three sons of single dad Philza Minecraft, along with Wilbur and Tommy.
"Oh wonderful! You even know him! Well, the ceremony is in a month."
"A month?!"
"Yep! For now we're sending you off to SBI! So you two can get to know each other!"
Skeppy blinked. "W-when?"
"Tomorrow!" came Bad's cheerful voice. "It'll be fun! Now pack up, if you don't want to go there with nothing to wear!"
Skeppy's eye twitched. Tomorrow. Tomorrow I get to officially meet Prince Crazyblade. Oh dear, that's going to be fun...
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Something Wrong? (Skepnoblade)
FanfictionHomophobe? Heard the term? Well, flip it. Heterophobe? It's the opposite of a homophobe. Kind of. Prince Skeppy likes a girl, and his parents don't approve. His parents, Badboyhalo and Sapnap, are heterophobes. So they marry him off to Prince Techn...
