Life and other shit in general

Chapter one: new beginning

Vera's POV: So this is it. The day I've been dreading. The day I enter the lions den. First day at my new school. Oh god why does this hideous green jumper suddenly feel so tight? It's showing off my pathetic little excuse of breasts. I'd rather no one but myself should ever have to see them wouldn't wana damage anyone. This stupid school skirt is the ugliest colours ever. Probably the school board making a desperate attempt to make them as unsexy as possible just in case god forbid the poor children wearing them might attract the opposite sex. 😧😂 at least it's ironed. Mums doing obviously not me. Like she'd ever let me near the iron. Owwww shit shit just stubbed my toe fuck sake just scuffed the toe of my new shoes arrrr. And to top it all off there already covered in muck. At least I think it's muck. Although it's leaving a suspicious Oder of dog poo. Fuck. I new it was Bessie's (mad old woman from next door) bulldog crapping on the drive. Told mum that does anyone ever listen to me. This bag is making me walk like a gorilla. Great, not only do I have dog shit all over my shoes but I walk like a gorilla. Defo guna be the most popular girl in school.
I can see it now. Jees why do they make them look like budget prisons? There's about four windows in the whole place and I bet there for the teachers anyway. It's like an ant hill today. There's hundreds of dots pouring in. Regular Monday morning. It's clear to see what year everyone's in. The year sevens are the little dots with the huge bag packs trying not to get squashed. Year eights and nines trying to look 'cool' (hoping in vain to rectify any social fashion mistakes made previous years). Year tens are the oddest bunch of the lot. Being 15, 16 (nearly adults) they've started experimenting with their appearances. Suppose that's the year people 'find themselves' and stop following stupid trends. Then there's the group obviously to mature to even stand near those beneath them. Year elevens. The Gcse year. George rekons it's like their training you for the army. You ain't got time to smoke a fag or scratch your arse. At this point in the convosation I told him politely he is a discussing ape and shouldn't wana do either of them things anyways.
Ok ok so I'm at the gate. Shit ten minutes early. Now what? Ok Vera these are your options...option 1. Stand by yourself like a loner. option 2. Go inside and try find a toilet in the hope to release the nervous pressure building in my bladder. Option 3. Go find your classroom and hope your not the first person there. If I stand around il probably be late. Which might give me a bit of credibility but the teacher might have a go in front of every one. That's cringy. If I do find the toilet ( highly unlikely as I can't even find it on the map) it's probably guna be full of skerry girls Rollin up their skirts and packing their make up on. And I have a natural tendency to make an ass of myself I'd rather avoid human contact altogether. Sooo it's option 3! It's 9:07 and I've managed to find the library. I may as we'll ask someone. Look for someone normal. Oh my lord there is the most stunning man ever. Ok so maybe he's a bit older than me, what does that matter? He's just sitting there with a laptop looking like a god in converses . "Are you ok?". Err how is he even summoning himself to talk to me? I wouldn't if I had his face. Oh my god I've got dog shit on my shoes!!! What if he smells it. Please baby Jesus don't let him smell dog shit off me. "Emm I'm a bit lost" fuck I'm blushing. His gorgeous face breaks into a smile. God is it fair to be that good looking? Man should be arrest he's clearly a danger to the public. "Oh we'll I'm at your service then madam, I'm Liam the librarian please don't crack some crap joke about the title". He's laughing now. God he's beautiful. No I don't crack some amazing witty joke. Instead what do I do? I do nothing. I know I know he must be besotted with me by now. He asks in his angelic voice "where you trying to get to?" I'm stuttering now wonderful "BBBF15". His head cocks to one side and he grins. God I could look at this man all day he's beautiful. "It's next door". Oh mother of god he must think I'm an imbecile. I am an imbecile. It's next door and like the fool George assures me I am I've walked passed it. Liam walks me to the door and points to it. "Thank you" I may die of shame. What fool hid it behind a pillar? What is the point of that? To fool all the innocent girls so they make arses of themselfs in front of the love of their lives??
So I'm late but thank god I'm not the only one. There's two boys that are clearly retards and a tiny little girl half smothered by her bag. She looks like a turtle. I'm still thinking of Liam aka the sexy beast when they let us in. Oh my god who the fuck paints these rooms? Who wakes up in the morning and thinks yano what I'll paint a classroom snot green? Our tutor aka ms tripe is assigning me a seat according to my last name. She put me beside an Asian boy with dry patches round his mouth called augestes. Oh god she's making us do them shitty ice breaker things when you say 3 things about yourself. Augestes goes " hi Vera my names augestes my hobbits include chess and video games ( Jesus Christ this boy wants to get bullied I swear). I'm double jointed ( who gives a rats ass) and I've asma". So that's it. That's all you've got to say about you and your 15 years of being in the world. What a drip. Oh shit buggeration it's my go now.
The whole class is staring at me like I'm some sorta alien?? I hate my parents. The broke up I get it, I am an adult I understand things don't work sometimes but was there really need to move to a new town. There's some bitchy girls in the corner sniggering. Great officially a loser. " erm so obviously my names Vera, I've got 1 brother umm my grandad was originally Swedish". Fuck can't think of a last one. Stupid girl with blonde highlights is laughing now. Bitch did I laugh when you was chatting bull about being a child model. " your grandfather was Swedish that's so interesting" says ms tripe. No it's not but I couldn't think of fuck all else. "Yeah he moved over here at 19 and married my nan shorty after ". You think this woman would let me sit down wouldn't you. One of the boys that was late aswel, I think he said his name was Harry is blowing raspberries. Prat. Finally she says sit. Augestes is chewing his lip ew you think he would buy some polo's or something. Can't wait to get outta this class even maths has to be better than na tripe rabbiting on about respect while augestest hums the Star Wars theme tune and knaws a hole in his bottom lip.
This school is huge. Did they need to make it this complicated. Think I'm guna develop an unintentional eating disorder cause there's no way I'm guna fine my way back to the lunch hall. Still the food looks that bad you'd probably get food poisoning anyhow. Break soon this is guna be awkward who am I guna stand with? I ain't made no friends yet. God I miss stace. Great so I'm guna be the one in the corner pretending I'm waiting for someone. Fabulous. The blonde bimbo and her bunch of retards head straight for the smoking spot (bunch of trees at the bottom of the hill). "Oi very is it?" No it's Vera bleach and fags frazzled your brain cells yeah? " no it's Vera" not that she looks bothered. "Well whatever do you smoke?" The blonde one ( penny I think she's called ) asks giggling. My mum would go into early labour with a child conceived immaculately if I ever touched a fag. "Na it's not my thing" don't look at me like that bitch just cause I don't wana smoke so what 😒"ah shoulda known you was a sensible lickle girl you afraid your guna get caught?" . Err what a horrible shit she really is. " no fuck sake I just don't smoke big deal?!". "Psshhh girls leave her go play some chess with ye crusty kid" she throws over shoulder. Arrr I hope her big fat head explodes. She's proper swinging her hips hoping every boy within a ten mile radius notices unfortunately every boys within a ten mile radius IS looking at her. Nasty bitch still what to do now?. Go library and see Liam again? Uh but how can I see him after how big of a fool I made of myself earlyer... I know il sneak in! Yeah that's what il do il sneak in and find a dark corner to fantasise about the sexy beast..
Ok I'm in. I haven't spotted him yet but then again it's like Waterloo station in here. You think everyone would go away so I can stalk my future husband in peace. Ooo I see him. Shit bollocks he seen me. Run. No wait don't run it's a library. Shuffle girl shuffle! Shit. O I've just walked into something. Wait it's the ginger girl from my tutor group. "Sorry it's lily ain't it?". Poor girl. Between me and my bag it's a wonder she's still standing. " it's k your Vera right?". God she's got nice teeth I wonder will mine look like that once these stupid braces are off. " yup that's me watcha doing?". " just wasting time Til next lesson if I'm honest". Well she's honest. I like her even if her bag is hideous. " funny I was thinking of doing the same thing". She's a nice girl lily, only lives a few minutes walk from my place. " is your brother George?". God she's heard of my stupid brother already. How is it that he manages to draw attention wherever he goes. Bet he's messed about with her mother and is now looking for the father of her unborn child. Wouldn't put it past that dirty bastard. "Yeah you know him?". " no I only met him the other day. He's friends with my bro Ethan don't worry he's a dickhead aswel". Damn I think I could actually love this girl. "So how's your first day going?". " absolute shit if I'm honest. Duno where I'm going, teachers are drips, don't know anyone get comfortable lily this list could be a while....
So my day has improved somewhat. Think I've made a friend for life with lily. She says exactly what I'm thinking. I love people like that yano just get it without you saying. Me and stace used to be like that. Now she ain't interested. Fuck it no point thinking about my estranged bestie just gives me a pain in my chest. Art's the next lesson. Please be a good teacher can't stand another patronising arsehole. Wish lily was with me but the poor bastard had science. " yo new girl!". Who the fuck I calling me?. "Watcha I'm Alfie". Alfie's obviously got balls bigger than a steering wheel he just came up to me in front of Everyone. Er his fringe what the fck is that?? "Vera, not new girl" 😏. " oh feisty I like my women like that". What a dick can't help but laugh. " your women? I pity those poor girls whoever they are". He just grins and sticks his tongue out. "So you sick of primy's yet?". "What the fuck is primy's?". He's now full on laughing wanker. "Primrose secondary fuckface" he says gently tapping my forehead. Oh wow now I feel stupid. How was I meant to know what everyone calls it? It's my first day I'm learning god dammit! "Oh right well it is my first day and all..". "Your sooo lucky you got a sexy hunk like me to show you the ropes kid". God this boy is all trousers and no arse. " praise Jesus you came and found me Alfie 😑". "It's your lucky day cheeks" did he just wink at me ? Wait what is cheeks? "Cheeks?". "Yano cause you got such cute chubby cheeks" he says pinching them. He's actually winking now can't help myself I'm laughing again 😂. Not helping the whole cheek situation. Dickhead. " ok so I have slightly plump cheeks fuck you bitch". His grin is infectious. "Come on you have to meet me Anderson".
I love mr Anderson. He's one of those teachers that's like I'm here to teach I respect you but don't fuck with me cause I will through you and your bullshit out the door. Everyone just calls him Anderson he's cool with it. Also he didn't make me do the whole 'stand up and introduce yourself thing'. He just said everyone Vera's here to join us don't be jackasses to her. Me and Alfie have been chatting all lesson ( while painting our interpretation of music basically squiggles). He's an arrogant bastard but like George a loveable one. Everyone seems so love him there all high fives and fist bumps. " so cheeks why you move here?". That nickname has stuck with the last 45 minutes showing no sign of leaving. "Mum and dad split up. For some reason she wanted to move after that to many memories I suppose anyways it meant new house new school all that shit. What bout you how long you been here?". My squiggles are starting to resemble a goat 😶 how the fuck have I managed to paint a goat?! " oh I been in these ends my whole life, I live like 2 minutes from here. Actually just thinking lunch is coming up I've got a double be and a pack of haribo's you interested ...". What a wanker. He earned that slap off me. " sorry to disappoint you but I don't like haribo's and you look like ye kinda boy that don't change his sheets so na I'm good". His face 😂. "Excuse me my mumze changes them everyday!". " you lazy bastard bet your a proper mumma's boy" I tease. "and what's wrong with that cheeks?". " well she'll have to cut the apron strings at some point". " she said she's making lasagne later so as long as it's not today im good".dick.
Lunch and it's mayhem. Who came up with the idea of putting hundreds of hormonal teenagers in the same building 5 days a week?. And they wonder why the teen pregnancy rate is so high. Prats. There's food, wrappers and cutlery everywhere. Oh god there's a table of six formers they must all be couples cause they've got their tongues down each other's throats. Call me old fashion but I couldn't just sit there with everyone watching. At least I don't think I would anyway. I'm with Alfie and his friend Si. Duno how these 2 have been friends for years. Si's really shy but to the point where as Alfie's... Alfie. Just spotted lily ( she said to look for her at lunch). I'm slyly trying to wave to get her attention. Then Alfie spotted her. " RED YO RED!!! HEY LILY CHEEKS WANTS YOU!!". What an arsewipe. "Hey Flanders you don't have to shout" lily fist bumps Si and Alfie. "Yano me I only have 1 volume". Ok so these defo know each other, makes sense they've got the same toilet humor. "So V you've been busy while I was away" lily winks. Oh god I'm blushing what the fuck I always blush at the wrong times. "Well Alfie was harassing me so I though id either have to beat his ass or be his friend an as I'm against violence...". "Don't lie cheeks you got 1 look at me and thought damn I'm guna take his hunky ass downnnn". This boy Arrr! Si interrupts "hey duno bout you guys but I'm hungry".
So I made it through the whole day and actually made some friends. Wow I'm good. After lunch me and lily had English. She introduced me to her girls. Harriet and dolly (real name Dolores but no-one calls her that even the teachers). Duno bout Harriet she's very reserved. Dolly is fucking hilarious. She's away with the fairys don't think she lives in the real world. How the fuck she convinced her mum to let her dye her hair white blonde with purple highlights. Also has a huge crush on Liam the librarian, apparently Half the school has. Back off bitchessss he's mine 😈. Buzzing for later Lily's coming round were guna go shopping. Need a new pair of pjs. Already have about 40 pairs but 1 more couldn't hurt. Fuck me it's cold 😩. Just got outside and the wind is matting my already frizzy hair. Fabulous. "Hey Vera". Oh Si just popped up behind me with his little sister (he mentioned her earlier). She's seriously pretty. Their half Indian half Caucasian and have the loveliest colour skin with big green eyes who gets that lucky? Not one freckle in sight unlike myself I'm covered. "Hey Si hey..." "It's crystal, you must be the new transfer Vera?". Has everyone heard of the new girl what the fuck?? She laughs " Si wouldn't shut up about you". Oh shit. what, is that a good or bad thing.."ignore her Vera I do". He's blushing now god this boy has the longest eyelashes. Me, Si and crystal start walking apparently we don't live far from each other. Si is actually one of the sweetest boys I've ever met. He offered to walk me to my door such a cutey. But na fuck that George would never shut up about it.
Talk of the devil he's home already? "George you lazy bastard why you home already?". "And I love you too baby sis. Well because Ginavera (dickhead!!) as today was my first day I didn't have much to do. How was your first day anyhow ugly?". "Well fathead I had a good day as it goes did you make food?". Mums not back Til later she's does the most akward shifts. "Do I look like your personal chef shitface? Fuck it let's go McDs baby sis". Yesssss I love my big bro sometimes....