Life and other shit in general

Suprises...

A month later..
Vera's POV: me and lily are officially inseparable. She may as we'll live in mine. She blames it on the new baby but it's probably cause she fancies George. I pretty much know everyone in our year. It's starting to feel like home.
BEEP BEEP! Fuck forgot to put my phone on silent. Mr Barney is screwing. What fool is texting me anyhow I'm obviously still in lesson it's only 2:15.
'So cheeks x' ... Oh my god he's on the other side of the room and is that lasy he won't walk over. I pity his mum.

'Can I help you shitface?'

'Tut tut that's no way to talk 2 a fine handsome specimen lik Alfie Flanders x'

'I don't have any harbio's'

'Dammmmn gurl y u always finkin I want haribo's off u (I've got some in my bag) anyways I was finkin wot ur fine ass doin after skool x'

Fuck all Alfie you know as well as I do I don't have a social life.

'Duno yet perv, wbu?'
Most people would be pissed at being called a perv. Alfie's just wiggling his eyebrows at me. Arsehole

'I was finkin me + u = DVD nite 👌😏 wot u sayin x'

Oooo this boy knows me too well. I have a slight DVD obsession. Just a small one.

'I can c u finkin wot DVD 2 watch .. Il b round bout 6 x'
Errr he's so annoying ! Seriously I didn't even say yes. I was guna but how was he to know that.

'Fine my choice of DVD tho!'

'Im easy 😜 x'

Yes you are from what I've heard anyway. Don't think there's one person in the whole school that don't know Alfie. He's got off with most of the girls and cool with the boys. The more I hear the more I come to the conclusion that Alfie Flanders is a manhore.
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No ones home. Nothing new then, I may as we'll live by myself cause there shure as hell ain't never anyone here. Mum said something about night shift this morning but where's George? Probably round Lacey's ( G's new bitta stuff). God he's got shit taste in women. I mean I know she's got a banging body but she's a bitch. First time he brought her round all she did was complain. George's room was too small, the dinner had too many carbs in it and the neighbours have too many kids 'how can you bare to listen to the animals all day?' Snotty cow. Lemme ring him cause if he thinks I'm staying at Lil's and he's getting an empty house for a wild night of passionate sex he's wrong.

Ring ring ring ring (does this bastard ever answer his phone??) ring ring
G: yes baby girl?
V: where's yow ugly ass at?
G: I can feel the love sister, in Lacey's thought you was staying in Lily's tonight?
V: what and leave you and Lacey home alone for the night noway 😂 Alfie's coming round later tho we're guna have a DVD night
G: oooo so you and Alfie think your getting an empty house to yourself's for the night don't be stupid V il be home later
V: oh my god George it's not like Anything would happen! Me and Alfie are mates that's it
G: well you would wana make sure it's stays that way ain't having no Flanders boy impregnant my baby sister
V: don't worry g I'm on the pill just incase
G: WHAT!?! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOUR ON THE PILL?!!!!!! YOUR STILL A VIRIGN RIGHT VERA? .. VERA (silence) GINAVERA MAUD LODGE YOU TELL ME NOW IF YOU THINK IM JUST GUNA SIT BY AND LET MY ONLY SISTER BE A SLAG NOWA..
V: George !!! I was joking I've still got my V card unlike some slutty manhoe of a brother I might mention. Anyways im guna get a bath TTFN!
G: you would wana be fucking jok...
End dial

God I love winding him up. He's soo over protective. Mums cool beans with Alf she's met him a few times. Ain't guna lie though it's probably cause Alfie was flirting with her. This is Alfie were talking about. George on the over hand ... I think him and George would get along really well only for he's around me a lot. See the problem is he don't mind me having friends that are boys, he actually likes Si, but Alfie's got a bit of a rep.. And most of his family. So in George's eyes he will 'jump on anything ex specially my pretty untouched sister'. Duno bout the the untouched thing but hey. I mean I haven't had sex but I am 16 obviously I had a kiss and a feel with previous experiences. Not that they went to well. Cringe!
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"SUGA TITS! OPEN THE DOOR'
Alfie's here. "Yano if George was here he woulda boxed you straight in the head". I opened the door to the most awful sight I have ever seen. Ewwwww don't think my eyes will fully recover. "Alfie what the fuck are you doing busting out your hairy knees man it ain't even warm?!. "Ok let me in and il take them off ". 😳 perv. He don't even give me a chance he just bustles in and heads straight up to my room with all his tesco bags. "Don't be mad at me and my hairy knees look I brought Oreos ". Fuck. Ok so DVDs ain't my only addiction. I happen to like Oreos. A lot. "Fine your forgiven but wer watching titanic". He's face drops. Good shithead shouldn't come to my door shouting profanities. Ex specially not ones that mention my non existent tits. " please il do your homework, il wash your hair, il even stoop so low as to kiss you just not titanic". Is this dude for real? " you'll stoop? Bitch please if I wanted you I woulda had you by now. It's titanic or fuck off". I give him my best grin braces and all. "fine cheeks we'll watch it but don't even try and touch my Pringles". We have such a good friendship. 🙌