'These are just roleplayers, right?'

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You get out your phone to play Genshin Impact, but suddenly you receive an email from Google Chat.

Invited to "Mondstadt, Teyvat". Join space?

Join space

You join the group chat and decided to chat the people who were there anyway.

(Your username) has joined "Mondstadt, Teyvat"

Aether: So, Paimon, while everyone else here is not chatting in this group, maybe we should try to figure out what "phones" are.

Paimon: Do you even have any in your world?

Aether: Did you even notice some stranger popped in?

Paimon: Ohhh, you mean the person who named themself (your username)?

Aether: Yeah.

You: hi everyone

Paimon: Who are you and what are you doing here?!

You: uhhh who are u?

You: ummmm are you genshin impact cosplayers or something like that?

Aether: Genshin impact? Cosplayers? I have no idea what you're talking about.

You: wait...are you all really genshin impact characters?

Paimon: We don't know what's genshin impact but we're real!

You: OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS RN?!

Aether: What does "OMG" and "RN" mean?

You: yall srsly dont know?

Aether: Just please tell me what does "OMG" and "RN" mean...

You: OK- well "omg" is a shortcut for "oh my god" and "rn" is a shortcut too, except the shortcut for "right now". Yall got it?

Paimon: Paimon is just so confused...wait...what's your name?

You: Oh my name is y/n

Aether: Maybe it is better if you introduce yourself to everyone in this group chat?

You: Ok will do! 

You: @all YO WAKE UP NOW!

Aether: Wait, you really called them?

Amber: Something wrong?! Is it an emergency?!

Kaeya: What's the emergency?

Lisa: An alert? From my...what is this?

Jean: Something came up on this weird device I have now. 

Diluc: So, are there enemies wandering around Mondstadt?

Venti: What is this and why is everyone talking here?

You: EVERYONE STOPPPPPPPPPPPPP

You: THIS IS MANDATORY DONT LEAVE ME AND MY BUTT BEHIND

Barbara: Then who are you?

You: im y/n. From another dimension to be exact

Amber: Is this person purposely incorrecting her grammar and capitalization and literally everything based off writing sentences?

You: NO QUESTIONING THE GRAMMAR AND CAPITALIZATION

Amber: Suit yourself...

You: hold up why did you assume im a girl?

Amber: Are you a boy then? 

You: just call me they/them, idrc (i dont really care) about what gender you assume i am

Klee: Uh where are you from?

You: Wait...klee got a phone too-

Klee: Yeah this person gave me some kind of thingy called a phone

Venti: So, y/n, are you from Teyvat?

You: apparently no im from some other world

Venti: And does it have 7 gods?

You: uhhhh not exactly...

You: ya see, theres many gods ppl believe but most people believe theres one god that rules the world.

Venti: What's the name of your world and the name of your god?

You: First of all, its earth, second its God

Venti: Wait, like, the name of your god is literally "God"?

You: Yeah and he sent down his son Jesus to help us out but now hes gone

Venti: What does he look like?

You: we dont even know

You: nobody knows. nobody. only the dead ppl know because they go to heaven, a place similar to Celestia

Jean: We don't really know this so-called Earth...

Aether: I don't know either. That's not a world I have been to.

You: Yknow what, nevermind

You: imma add one of my friends here if u dont mind, they will be SUUUUUPER EXCITED

Cannot add (your friend's username)

You: whyyyyy :((((((

Aether: Who created this group???

Paimon: Try again next time.

You: Forget about it ill find some way to add them in the group

You: alrighty gtg byeeeeee

Aether: What does "gtg" mean?

You: "Gotta go" so bye then

(Your username) has set their status to Away

Aether, Paimon, Amber and 7 others have set their status to Away

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