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Aether: Wait im going to fight you?
Raiden Shogun: begone aether. or else
Aether: i cant ride a waverider back to liyue?
You: uhh guys?
Paimon: Oh hi y/n how are you doing
You: yall dont speak like this, very sus
Kokomi: shogun, sara's attacking again without warning
Raiden Shogun: SRSLY SARA COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT
Kujou Sara: i thought u gave the plan already srry shogun forgive me 😅
You: WOW YALL USE EMOJIS NOW?!
Kokomi: SARA CALLED ME A "KOKONUT" TOO
Raiden Shogun: we're only getting the arrest warrant from watatsumi island, not harassing people
Aether: what are we even doing here
You: guyssss why are yall speaking like me
You: 😨
Kokomi: she said this: ur a giant kokonut, that's why you're so fat
Kokomi: i dont want to be fat meanie
Kujou Sara: SANGONOMIYA KOKOMI U ARE A KOKONUT YOURRSELF
Kokomi: SINCE WHEN DID WE HAVE COCONUTS IN INAZUMA
Aether: what is happening here
Raiden Shogun: sara u know who will inlaid u upon dis statue?
Kujou Sara: who
Raiden Shogun: ur mom
You: I- WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT I NEVER SAID THAT?!
You: next time im asking brie what did she do to you...
Paimon: (insert swearing)
You: WOAH PAIMON STOP SWEARING PLUS LIKE ONLY I DO THAT
You: AND THATS ONLY IF ANYONE IS NOT HELPIN
Raiden Shogun: alright thats it i'm calling her.
Ei joined
Ei: what happened
Aether: idk sara and kokomi were fighting just coz kokomi was called a kokonut
Paimon: STOP FIGHTING! JUST SIMPLY HAND OVER THE ARREST WARRANT AND THERE
Ei: arrest warrant?
Kokomi: WHY SHOULD WE?
You: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: (insert swearing here) I WAS (insert swearing) STANDING HERE THE WHOLE TIME AND NOBODY HEARD ME LIKE COME ON WHAT WERE YOU GUYS EVEN DOING THIS WHOLE (insert swearing) TIME?!
Aether: You got pranked!
Paimon: Yeah! We got you good!
You: wait... so you still talk normally like you used to?
Kokomi: All of the things we said are true, but then we thought "If y/n is not enjoying how we speak, we should help them enjoy it"
You: look, im fine the way you speak but that doesnt mean you should talk like me
Paimon: From now on, we're gonna start speaking like you! But Paimon will skip the swearing...it's a promise!
You: Ok! all good?
Ei: All good, you can go now.
Ei: Where is Sara?! Kokomi, is she still attacking you?!
Ei: Sorry, the Raiden Shogun took my phone.
Kokomi: Tell her Sara is still here.
Kokomi: Wait are you not the Shogun? Your username...
Ei: I'm...I'm a servant of the Shogun.
Aether: Yep!
You: byeee!
Aether: Bye!
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(COMPLETE) It's not a dream - Genshin Impact x reader
General Fiction(SEQUEL: Living a never-ending fantasy) You lived a very very normal life, playing Genshin Impact. One day you get added into a weird group in Google Chat... Are things really gonna work out?
