You remembered the first time you chatted everyone, one of them asked who God and Jesus were. So you decided to open the chat and finally tell them...in a complicated way.
(your username) has set their status to Active
Aether: Venti, do you think you can add him here?
Venti: Well...I'll try...
You: HI EVERYONEEEEEEEEEE
Paimon: Hi y/n! We were trying to add Venti's friend in this chat.
You: Let me guess...give me a clue first.
Aether: Someone from Liyue.
You: the 6000+ year old grandpa!
Paimon: Whaat?
You: zhongli
Venti: Yep! Wait...how did you know? Oh, genshin impact.
You: Yeaah
You: actually it's "Genshin Impact"
Venti: Oh, okay!
Cannot add Zhongli
Venti: Aww why...
Venti: Let me try again...
Cannot add Zhongli
You: welp too bad for u
Paimon: That's too bad, Tone-Deaf Bard!
Aether: We were gonna add him so he can listen to our discussion. About your god and this so-called "Jesus".
You: ohhhhhh
You: dont worry yall ur questions shall be answered today
You: Get ready for the longest text I ever typed.
Venti: Okay...
Paimon: Hello? Paimon wants to know now!
Aether: They're still typing.
You: Basically, Jesus is God's son and the savior to our world, but then one day, He was nailed to the cross and died there, but then He resurrected which means He came back to life, and then He ascended to heaven. His friends, the Apostles, were given the Holy Spirit, a thing that leads you from not being evil. Now everyone has it. Even me. Although this is true, there are many stories about other gods and legends. There are people all around the world who believe in different things. Everyone knows this because this true story is written in a special book called The Bible. It is also taught around the world.
You: (insert you trying to copy paste all of the bible's stories but it left out 99% of it.)
Venti: It's taking too long
Venti: Oh, nevermind.
You: there, got it?
Aether: That was...pretty long.
Paimon: Paimon can't read it!...err...Paimon was able to read the first one but Paimon doesn't get it...
Venti: Forget it. After all, it doesn't make sense. Plus, we got our own things to do.
Aether: You're on your way to Angel's Share.
Venti: How did you know?!
Paimon: We're right behind you, Tone-Deaf Bard!
You: ok bye then i guess
(your username), Venti and 2 others has set their status to Away
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(COMPLETE) It's not a dream - Genshin Impact x reader
General Fiction(SEQUEL: Living a never-ending fantasy) You lived a very very normal life, playing Genshin Impact. One day you get added into a weird group in Google Chat... Are things really gonna work out?
