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Random shenanigans

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Now that the portal is open, it's just gonna be like random moments that happen from time to time.

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Aether: Someone tell me a time when they got grounded.

You: Okay, so I was going to a concert one time, there were many people there. I was gonna go near the stage to watch the band performing there up-close when I got pushed down to the ground and was walked all over that I wasn't able to get up! After that, I was stuck on the street floor because of the sticky gum dropped on the floor by the fans.

Aether: Hmm...that counts. Who's next?

Paimon, in the background: No that doesn't count!

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You: What time is it?

Amber: I don't know, give me a...hmm...what loud thing do you have?

You: A tuba? For emergency purpose-

Amber: Okay, give me the tuba. Now we'll know what time is it.

Amber: *plays the tuba loudly*

Xiao: IT'S 1 AM WHO IS PLAYING A HORN AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT?

Amber: Oh, it's 1 am.

You: You should be sleeping by then, right?

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You: Marrying you was the best thing I've ever decided.

Xiao: We aren't getting married though.

You: ...YET. Be prepared :)

Xiao: No.

You: So what, you're marrying someone else?

Xiao: Stop aski-

You: Marry Venti if you don't want me.

Xiao: No. I'm not marrying anyone.

You: Then marry yourself if you don't want to marry anyone.

Xiao: WHAT

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Paimon: THE FLOOR IS LAVA IN 5 4 3 2 1!

Amber, Lisa, Jean and Venti: *goes on a high spot*

Diluc: *pushes Kaeya off the couch*

Paimon: Kaeya's out!

Jean: What did you do that for?

Diluc: I'm not letting him survive with me.

Or

Diluc: *lies down on the floor*

Paimon: Diluc's out!

Jean: What did you do that for?

Diluc: I'm not surviving with him.

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Paimon: Aether is single.

Aether: Yeah-

Paimon: Because you don't have a shadow version of yourself.

Aether: Lumine is my shadow version because 1. she works for the Abyss Order and 2. because Ei is Makoto's shadow or kagemushaand they're sisters.

Paimon: No, you do many things with Lumine.

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Lisa: Am I straight?

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