(A/N: Alright before you check out this chapter, theres a few parts where you swear. I'm not writing the words because I don't swear.)
You: paimon i have a dare for ya
Paimon: A dare?
You: It means u gotta do it with no excuses
Paimon: Okay!
You: I dare you to rename yourself to "Emergency food"
Paimon: WHA- PAIMON IS NOT EMERGENCY FOOD!
You: do it- hey is aether online btw
Paimon: Yes?
You: i dare him to change his name to "Lonely traveler"
Paimon: Why are you giving us these bad dares?
You: You're showing it to everyone lolll
Paimon: We don't wanna do it! And Aether is not lonely! He has Paimon!
You: Then im making your names "Weird emergency food pet" and "Emo baka"
Paimon: No, no, no! That's even worse!
You: that or "Emergency food" and "Lonely traveler"
Paimon: Fine, "Emergency Food" and Lonely Traveler" then.
Paimon: Grr, Paimon's so mad! Paimon will give you an ugly nickname! Oh wait, Paimon'll just dare you too!
Paimon: Ohh, Paimon knows! Paimon dares you to make your name into "Annoying Other-world Person"!
You: PAIMON YOU- (you swear a lot here.)
Paimon: Watch your language, y/n!
You: paimon take that back >:(
You: like take back the dare
Paimon: Nope, you said to Paimon a dare is a thing you have to do with no excuses! Now change your name!
You: Ughhh fine
Paimon: Why haven't you changed your name?!
You: Change yours
Paimon: Paimon already did!
You: oop forgot to refresh, you reopen the chat app
Paimon: Oh, okay!
annoying other-world person: happy now paimon -_-
Emergency Food: Very, very happy! You got what you deserved!
annoying other-world person: did aether change his name too?
Emergency Food: Yep! And we'll show this to the chat of Mondstadt!
annoying other-world person, Emergency Food and 1 other set their status to Active
Amber: Who is "annoying other-world person", "Emergency Food" and "Lonely Traveler"?
Lonely Traveler: Sorry Amber, it's me, Aether.
Jean: Could you explain, Honorary Knight?
Lonely Traveler: It was y/n's idea. They dared Paimon and I. By the way, y/n is the person named "annoying other-world person".
annoying other-world person: (you swear again), i cant believe you dared me
Kaeya: y/n, you never spoke like this.
annoying other-world person: paimon's fault, not mine
Emergency Food: Can you stop saying all those words and CHANGE PAIMON'S NAME BACK?!
annoying other-world person: ok...if you let meh change mine
Emergency Food: Deal!
Aether: Finally, I really didn't want to be named that in front of everyone.
You: dont make me swear again
Paimon: Promise!
You: good
Lisa: We didn't even get to speak for a moment.
Jean: Everyone has work to do. Best you start working again.
(your username), Paimon and 5 others have set their status to Away
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(COMPLETE) It's not a dream - Genshin Impact x reader
Ficción General(SEQUEL: Living a never-ending fantasy) You lived a very very normal life, playing Genshin Impact. One day you get added into a weird group in Google Chat... Are things really gonna work out?
