(COMPLETE) It's not a dream - Genshin Impact x reader

'Meet the characters in Liyue'

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Hu Tao: If you have any loved ones who have departed from this world, you can always count on the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor to do their funeral! We're handing out discount coupons for a "buy 1 get 1 free" discount when buying coffins to the first 20 clients that come~ And hey Xiangling, theres a ghost haunting you right now! That's right! It's telling me you're cooking something new! Hehe~

Xiangling: Hu Tao, can you please stop messing with me by pretending ghosts are around?! Wait...is there actually a ghost there...? I am cooking...

Chongyun: A ghost? Where?! I'll exorcise it!

Xingqiu: How do you stop the chats? I'm reading, and I'm almost at the end...

Xiangling: I can have you guys taste-test the new dish I'm making! You guys just need to come here.

You: OMGGGGGG ITS THE PEOPLE OF LIYUE-

Hu Tao: I never saw you in Liyue before! Are you a ghost?

Chongyun: Where?! Are you evil?

You: dont worry im not evil and im from another world

Xiangling: What's with your capitalization?

You: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You: Anyways hi im y/n

Xingqiu: Do Aether and Paimon know you, by chance?

You: Yeah, I was added into the mondstadt chat thanks to this person named bob- i mean brie

You: yeah okay who's in this chat- ah

You: @Ningguang @Xiao @Zhongli @Ganyu @Keqing can you guys please check out yall new phones

Ningguang: Yes, what is it?

Xiao: Who are you? Are you a demon?

Ganyu: I have got things to do. Could you make this quick?

You: OMIGOD OMIGOD I CANT BELIEVE THIS

Keqing: What do you mean by that?

You: Hey keqing, don't tell aether but theres ppl who ship you two together

Keqing: By ship, you mean Beidou's ship? Do you have grammar issues?

You: No like people want you and Aether to be together

Keqing: Wait what?

You: pfft thats just one of them, AETHER IS SHIPPED WITH PRACTICALLY EVERYONE AT THIS POINT

You: IDK WHY BUT THATS A FACT

Ningguang: What?

Xiao: What are you talking about?

Xiangling: Even with children?

You: NO WHY WOULD THEY

Chongyun: Even with the boys?

You: yes

Hu Tao: Why are we talking about this? I thought I was here to attract more clients.

Ganyu: You think everyone in Teyvat likes Aether? No way that's true!

You: yeah it aint true but even though they don't like aether and cant i want them to be

You: just dont tell him while hes offline its our little secret

You: imagine not liking aether

Paimon has set their status to Active

Paimon: Hey y/n, what's going on?

You: OH GOD PAIMON-

Paimon: What has Paimon walked into...it's pure chaos!

Paimon: And...and you think Aether likes everyone? Even Paimon herself?

You: OFC NOT PAIMON AETHER DOESNT LIKE YOU UR LIKE 5 OR SOMETHING

Paimon: Paimon is not a kid!

You: pls dont say a word about this to Aether or im getting Xiangling to cook u up

Xiangling: Paimon cake! Paimon cake! Pleaase...

Paimon: No, no, no! Paimon doesn't wanna be cooked into a cake!

Xiangling: Fine...but when y/n says so, I will cook you!

Xingqiu: If you're from another world. can you try to go to Teyvat?

You: Sorry but no i cant

You: Wait wheres zhongli I thought he was added here too

Ganyu: Apparently he had to buy the phone with Mora, at least that's what the person requested. But he didn't have any.

You: i knew he was broke, why not go to childe for that

You: yall tell zhongli to make childe his official wallet

You: oop gotta go yall

Chongyun: If you see a ghost, call me to exorcise it! Oh yeah, you're not in Teyvat...

Xiangling: I hope I can conjure up a new recipe just for you, y/n!

Hu Tao: When you finally get to go here in Teyvat, I'll give you a life-long discount coupon! I will also count you as one of my special clients.

Xingqiu: Stay safe back there, my liege.

Ningguang: We have work to do. Until next time?

You: ok byeeeee

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(A/N: This chapter has been revised due to the fact that yall are shook with the part where I said Y/n ships all Genshin characters with Aether.)