Okay, so my friend, Nohemy, who reads this book and loves it wanted me to write a special chapter. cx LOL One day at school in computer class I said I was pregnant with Kaneki Ken's baby LMAO CX Then Nohemy said that she was Ai from this story and that she was pregnant with Akashi's baby. So then she wanted a special chapter about this, so I made one. Okay, this is some weird stuff we said to each other and stuff and so it's random shit to be honest LOL BEWARE.... It may also contain a joke about Jesus, but it isn't that serious LOL so if you think you will be offended then well don't read. ALSO MAY CONTAIN SWEARING.
Me: I'm pregnant with Kaneki Ken's baby, but shhh don't tell Akashi cx
Nohemy: *gasp* OMG I'm pregnant with Akashi's baby.
Me: OMG YOU BITCH HE'S MINE
Nohemy: YOU CHEATING ON HIM WITH KANEKI! SO HE'S MINE BITCH
Me: *mumbles* Well Akashi was my side bitch anyways...
Nohemy: *punches my pregnant stomach*
Me: *gasps* OMG MY BABY!
Nohemy: I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR BABY!
Me: TT^TT
Nohemy: *keeps on punching my stomach
Me: Well my baby can't die, he's immortal LOL
Nohemy: Me and Akashi are getting married.
Me: BITCH Me and Kaneki are too, he proposed to me yesterday.
Nohemy: UGH.
Me: KATYA WE NEED AN ABORTION FOR NOHEMY. (Katya is my other friend. The reason why I told her we need an abortion for Nohemy, because one day at lunch we had green beans and you know how when you open it up there's these little beans inside so she kept on cutting the beans with her fork and taking the beans out like she was doing abortion LOL)
Katya: OMG SHE'S PREGNANT?!
Me: Yes she is and she needs an abortion cx
Katya: When should I schedule this?
Nohemy: DAFAUQ I NEVER SAID I WANTED AN ABORTION!
*Akashi comes out of nowhere*
Akashi: Who's having an abortion? //snips scissors
Me: *runs off to find Kaneki*
Nohemy: Akashi! Tina wants me to have an abortion and she also is pregnant with Kaneki Ken's baby. //hugs Akashi
Me: *comes back with Kaneki* I'm sorry Akashi, but me and Kaneki are getting married..
Kaneki: She's mine //wraps arm around me
Akashi: I see... Well it's okay, because I fucked another girl //wraps arm around Nohemy (OMG NOHEMY LOL HE IS OOC(Out of Character) SO MUUUCCHH)
Me:（○Ａ○）
Kaneki: (-́◞८͙༙◟-̀) //nosebleed
Nohemy: O/////O
Katya: So no abortion..?
Me, Kaneki, Akashi, Nohemy: NO!
Katya: OKAY YOU GUYS DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY IT THAT HARSH! //cowers in the corner
And so... Tina and Nohemy both gave birth to beautiful baby boys. Tina's baby was named 'Asian Jesus' because he was born on Easter cx Nohemy's baby was also born on Easter and was named 'Bob' but actually his name is 'Mexican Jesus' LOL They both delivered in the same hospital room and so went their story...
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Okay guys I'm sorry for this weird ass special chapter LOL I promise you guys that I will update tomorrow. I'm picking up my baby husky tomorrow ^_^ So I might update tomorrow or the day after that. I also have a lot of homework, so I might die TT^TT Sorry I wanted to have some fun LOL cx
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-Author~san
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