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*portal warps*

"ARGH" *huff*

The country found himself in the office of the most evil country in history

Third Reich

Well im pretty sure the UK has killed more people but shut up its cliche so it's good

Also underrated countries will be shown here

*insert cool machine sounds*

South Africa:i did it, I TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME, now all i gotta do is find Third, shoot him and stop world war 2

*insert other cool machine sounds*

Brazil:it worked, i travelled back in time and-GREAT GOD, WHO ARE YOU, according to my research there was no guy with a weird gun wearing a weird thingy in 1938

South Africa:im here to stop Hitler, im from the future

Brazil:so am i, you haven't seen him have you? I brought a few slippers

South Africa:what year are you from?

Brazil:1985, and you?

South Africa:2021

Brazil:HOLY MOLY, THEN I'VE ALREADY FAILED

*warp sounds*

Sweden:Yo Greetings, i am Sweden Stockholm

Iceland:and im Iceland Reykjavik and we are here to stop world war 2

*insert rock music*

Brazil:is it weird none of us are trying to stop world war 1? It's not like that was a picnic

Sweden:we originally tried to stop Reich's parents from meeting, but we are the reason they met

South Africa:what? History was rewritten by two men in a phone booth*warp*

Author busts in

South Africa:that's 3,if you wanna stop Reich too get in line Author

Author:actually, im here for something more important

*turns to Sweden and Iceland*

Author:im suing for copyright infringement

Sweden and Iceland:Fuck

Author:so sorry

Author:except im not, anyways see ya later

Brazil:we need to come up with a plan, Reich will be coming through that door at any moment

*warp sounds*

India:what the hell is this magical curry man-OooOoo cool flag

South Africa:do you not-nevermind

And then suddenly Reich came into the room

South Africa:heilige kak,bendingamlindelanga ukuba angafika ngesiquphe

India:oh wow Third is a lot shorter than i expected

Third tried to pull out his gun but was shot by






Iceland:oops

Brazil:well anyways, im gonna go to 1995 and invent something called Google or was it America Online, well doesn't matter im sure they'll end up being equally successful so-

Brazil:wait a minute, if you are from 2021,wheres your hover board

*Brazil and South Africa both turn their heads towards the readers*

South Africa:yeah Earth, get it together, where is it?!

Sorry for not updating,my lazy arse just didn't feel like updating the book lol

Sorry for not updating,my lazy arse just didn't feel like updating the book lol

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Also what the fuck happened here lol

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