*portal warps*
"ARGH" *huff*
The country found himself in the office of the most evil country in history
Third Reich
Well im pretty sure the UK has killed more people but shut up its cliche so it's good
Also underrated countries will be shown here
*insert cool machine sounds*
South Africa:i did it, I TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME, now all i gotta do is find Third, shoot him and stop world war 2
*insert other cool machine sounds*
Brazil:it worked, i travelled back in time and-GREAT GOD, WHO ARE YOU, according to my research there was no guy with a weird gun wearing a weird thingy in 1938
South Africa:im here to stop Hitler, im from the future
Brazil:so am i, you haven't seen him have you? I brought a few slippers
South Africa:what year are you from?
Brazil:1985, and you?
South Africa:2021
Brazil:HOLY MOLY, THEN I'VE ALREADY FAILED
*warp sounds*
Sweden:Yo Greetings, i am Sweden Stockholm
Iceland:and im Iceland Reykjavik and we are here to stop world war 2
*insert rock music*
Brazil:is it weird none of us are trying to stop world war 1? It's not like that was a picnic
Sweden:we originally tried to stop Reich's parents from meeting, but we are the reason they met
South Africa:what? History was rewritten by two men in a phone booth*warp*
Author busts in
South Africa:that's 3,if you wanna stop Reich too get in line Author
Author:actually, im here for something more important
*turns to Sweden and Iceland*
Author:im suing for copyright infringement
Sweden and Iceland:Fuck
Author:so sorry
Author:except im not, anyways see ya later
Brazil:we need to come up with a plan, Reich will be coming through that door at any moment
*warp sounds*
India:what the hell is this magical curry man-OooOoo cool flag
South Africa:do you not-nevermind
And then suddenly Reich came into the room
South Africa:heilige kak,bendingamlindelanga ukuba angafika ngesiquphe
India:oh wow Third is a lot shorter than i expected
Third tried to pull out his gun but was shot by
Iceland:oops
Brazil:well anyways, im gonna go to 1995 and invent something called Google or was it America Online, well doesn't matter im sure they'll end up being equally successful so-
Brazil:wait a minute, if you are from 2021,wheres your hover board
*Brazil and South Africa both turn their heads towards the readers*
South Africa:yeah Earth, get it together, where is it?!
Sorry for not updating,my lazy arse just didn't feel like updating the book lol
Also what the fuck happened here lol
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