Les goo
Canada:Ame, did you see the last night's episode of Knight's Kingdom
America:you know it
Russia:please do not discuss the episode. I had to work late last night so I havent seen it
Ukraine:you haven't seen it? Trust me your gonna love it
Russia:STOP SPOILING IT YOU VILE PIECE OF SHIT
(chill)
America:Whoa relax dude she just said you'll love it,I agree,it's a really good episode
Russia:shut your mouth little man or I'm gonna shut it for you
Japan:why are you being so paranoid we haven't given anything away
Russia:great, now I know everything, I don't even need to see it anymore
(Ok Jesus)
Canada:there's no way you could have learned anything about the episode from what we said
Russia:oh really sweet cheeks?well Ukraine said that she loved the episode she also has a history of liking movies that include violence and deception which means the main character's son must have been killed by his evil cousin after their attempt of overthrowing the government goes afoul
Ukraine:Whoa
Russia:America hasn't had a good thing to say about the show since last season on episode 6 when the court jester fell off the table while making fun of the king
America:yeah that was pretty funny :)
Russia:This shows that Ame has a preference for slapstick humor so which means that the fat friar must have fallen off his horse whilst delivering a sermon after sneaking into the town pub
America:WHA-
America:man Rus makes Sherlock Holmes look like Lindsay Lohan
Russia:I'M NOT FINISHED
Russia:JAPAN, said nothing has been given away but then she looked down at her feet which clearly means that the queen must have written a letter to the rival warlord asking to form a secret alliance
Russia:I thought it was written in the morning but then I remembered Japan had blinked twice so CLEARLY IT WAS WRITTEN AT NIGHT
Japan:😲😲😲😲(lol)
Canada:I've seen the episode three times and you know more than I do
Russia:well fortunately I haven't figured out the endings
*door opens*
Germany:hey guys
Russia:oh great
Russia:so the king dies thanks Germany
Germany:the king didn't die
Russia:oh *sigh of relief*
Germany:the prince did
Russia:........
Russia:are.. You... Fucking..... KIDDING ME-
We'll be right back
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