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The classroom was buzzing with anticipation as the students sat at their desks, holding their phones. The UN stood at the front, clipboard in hand, explaining their activity for the day.
“Alright, students, today we’re using an app that predicts what job you will most likely have based on your interests," the UN explained, adjusting his glasses. "Whenever you hear a ding, the app will show your result. Remember, these results don’t predict your future; they just reflect your personality and preferences.”
Everyone nodded, some more excited than others. The room fell silent, waiting for the first ding.
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Ding!
Japan: “Oh, a doctor.”
UN: “What’s the description say?”
Japan: “99% match—‘You enjoy helping people.’” He smiled quietly. "Seems right."
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Ding!
Australia: “Cool! Dolphin trainer!”
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Ding!
New Zealand: “Huh. Librarian. Never thought of that before.”
He slid on a pair glasses with a grin.
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Ding!
America: ".... Sewage worker"
America: "My dad was right..."
The UN gave America a sympathetic smile. "Now remember, America, these tests don’t predict the future. They just reflect your interests.”
South Korea leaned over. "Wait, so... you’re interested in sewage?"
America bristled. "No! Not more than anyone else!"
South Korea raised an eyebrow. "I’m not interested in it at all."
America: "Okay, maybe a little more than most people, but not enough to make it my career."
South Korea smirked. "What does the description say?"
Before America could respond, Mexico snatched the phone and read aloud:
Mexico: “99% match—you enjoy sewage.”
America threw up his hands. "‘Enjoy’ is a strong word, okay?! I don’t want to work in society’s... sewers. I mean, can you imagine taking your kids to work day?"
Mexico shrugged. “No worries. The app says you probably won’t have kids.”
America: "Wha—?! That’s offensive to all sewage workers!"
Mexico: “No, not because of the job. It says... uh... you’re just not that attractive.”
South Korea leaned back, trying not to laugh. “Wow. That thing is really accurate.”
America: “Okay, that’s it. I’m changing some answers.”
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Ding!
UN: “What does it say now, America?”
America glanced at the screen, scowling. “Assistant meter maid. Apparently, I don’t qualify to be the head meter maid, but the description says I’m a ‘perfect fit’ because my body will fit easily into the tiny meter maid cars."
Mexico grinned. "Man, this thing really knows us."
America: “NO. It doesn’t know me! I’m gonna be successful. Run my own business. Be my own boss!”
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Ding!
Russia confused, looking at his result. "Mine just says... ‘America’s boss.’"
America: "...What—"
Russia in a horrified tone: “Oh no. Does that mean I’m gonna be in charge of the sewer people?”
America: “SEWAGE WORKERS, Russia! And I’m not gonna be one. I’m just... clarifying!”
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Ding!
Egypt: “Oh, cool. African safari guide.”
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Ding!
Tanzania: “Forest ranger!”
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Ding!
America read the next result aloud: "Negligent man who starts forest fires?"
Tanzania gasped. "Wow. You’re a monster, Ame."
America: “TANZA—no! I mean, who would do that for a living?”
Tanzania: “I don’t know... maybe a clan of sewage people?”
America clenched his fists. "I AM BARELY INTERESTED IN THE SEWERS, OKAY?! I’m just gonna keep changing my answers until something good comes up."
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Ding!
America: “Weird male secretary?! Why couldn’t it just say secretary?!”
The UN gave him a patient smile. "Remember, Ame, these tests don’t predict who you will be. You can still be anything you choose to be."
America groaned, slumping in his chair. “But this thing specifically says I’m average.”
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Ding!
UN: “Below average.”
America: gritting his teeth "It doesn’t matter how many times I change my answers. This thing knows I’m not qualified for anything! What place is there in this world for a man who’s grossly unqualified—"
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Ding!
The room fell silent as America read the screen. His face twisted in disbelief.
America: "...Politician."
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FanficI do not own the cover Just like you read in the title, this book is a oneshot book No ships, I'm currently rewriting this
