America:can I help you ma'am
Norway:yeah I'm looking for a sweater
*sees belly*
America:okay perfect we have a great Maternity section over there for preg-
Norway: *gasp* how dare you assume I'm pregnant
America:I-I didn't say pregnant I said present, I have a present for you, congratulations it's a coupon for Weight loss why do I have this?!
*slaps Ame*
*roll up the news intro*
India:welcome everyone to America center, your source of America DC's failures
America:hold on do I really have a channel dedicated to my failures?
India:no of course not
America:oh thank god
India:you have two channels, Spanish America Center is very popular
Mexico:bienvenedo al centro de America su fuente para cada falla de Ame
(Thank you Duolingo)
India:So Ame, how does it feel to once again stick your foot, up your mouth
Ame:in my defense she was deceptively not pregnant
India:lets bring in our former fail coach and current America center to see if he agrees, coach Nigeria, was this America's fault?
Nigeria:of course it is, let me break it down on instant replay
*pretend they are looking at a video*
Nigeria:so right here he notices the belly and it's like I always tell my players, no matter how big the womb, you never assume
America:but she had the distinct shape, of a pregnant woman
Nigeria:ok son what if she swallowed a basketball?
America:what?
Nigeria:or what if there's an alien trapped inside her body parasitically feeding on her life forces
Nigeria:how stupid are YOU going to feel, when an extra terrestrial pops out of her body and threatens the presidents of the world
America:what are we even talking about right now
India:ok we are receiving breaking news that an epic sale has just been made by America's rival coworker, Russia Moscow
Mexico:Rusia Moscú, Que Bueno!
*another reporter pops up*
China:Russia, how did you make that sale tonight
Russia:I just left it all on the shoe isle man
America:are you kidding me? Why are you interviewing Russia no one cares about Russia
China:is it true that you were drafted by Mr UN right out of high school?
Russia:yeah I was,I considered going to college but they offered me 8.25 an hour plus commission
China:clearly, you made the right choice
America:clearly everybody here is an idiot
China:Russia, you've been hot all December why do you think that is
Russia:Christmas, I OWE EVERYTHING TO CHRISTMAS
Mexico:La Navidad, Que Bueno!
China:how exactly did you overcome adversity
Russia:you know a lot of people counted us out before this holiday season started but my sales team has lots of pride, it just shows we have the greatest customers on the world, without them, we wouldn't even be here right now!
America:ohh give me a break he's just using a bunch of department store clichés which i didn't even know was a thing until now
China:Russia, do you have anything to say to the kids that are watching right now
Russia:yeah here I'll say it........
China:WOW INSPIRING
America:wha-hey and he gets a trophy too?! Come on! You know what im just gonna-oops
*bumped into Norway*
.....
America:here just take my credit card
Norway:POWER
I promise the next one would be actually funny
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Random Countryhumans Comedy Stuff(Rewriting)
FanficI do not own the cover Just like you read in the title, this book is a oneshot book No ships, I'm currently rewriting this
