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UK:WE NEED TO ADVANCE SOLDIERS MOVE IT MOVE IT!
*bullet hits UK*
UK:ARGH
Ireland:CAPTAIN, CAPTAIN ARE YOU ALRIGHT
UK:I don't think I can make this, tell my wife a message, tell her
UK:'France, my beauty, I love you always'
UK:repeat after me 'France my beauty, I love you always'
Both:France my beauty, I love you always
Ireland:I'll tell her
UK:go on soldier
Ireland:ok
*Ireland runs to the battlefield, gets hit*
Ireland:FUCK
Belgium:SARGE, SARGE, ARE YOU ALRIGHT
Ireland: I don't think I will survive, I need you to give the captain's wife a message, tell her
Ireland:France, My booty is blocking the hallways
Belgium: wait really?
Ireland:I think so
Belgium:ok I'll tell her
*Belgium runs to the battlefield and also gets hit*
Netherlands:BELGIUM ARE YOU ALRIGHT
Belgium:I need you to tell the captain's wife a message, tell her
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Belgium:France, you have cooties, happy holidays
Netherlands:ok I'll tell her-
*gets hit*
Belgium:are you fucking kidding me-
*bomb explodes near him*
Ireland:BELGIUM, GOD PLEASE JUST KILL ME ALREADY-wait
*sees pigeon*
Ireland:I'm gonna do one good deed before I kill myself
Ireland:I'm gonna tell the captain's wife the message he told me to deliver
A few weeks later
*knock knock*
France:hello?
Denmark:hello France, I'm afraid to tell you, your husband has died, he wrote this letter and sent it through a homing pigeon, and it seems it's his last words, his last words were
Denmark:France, my booty is blocking the hallway
*France cries*
France:ohh that's so Britain,beautiful last words, can't believe he had to leave us
France:kids, your dad has died
Canada:Wh-what?!
France:the last thing he told me is
America:what did he tell you before he died....
France:he told me, France, my booty is blocking the hallways
Canada:what the fu-
Directed by Robert B Weide
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أدب الهواةI do not own the cover Just like you read in the title, this book is a oneshot book No ships, I'm currently rewriting this
