Behrad Brownies

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ok in all honesty I thought this was hilarious you and B are best friends

me and B each have the last brownies while playing mortal kombat "oh no there's no more" I frown "we can bake more!" B yells out "oh my god yesssss lets goo" we sneak to the kitchen "ok here's my recipe" I stare at the paper stoned out of my mind "got it we got this". half way through making them we start laughing and don't stop "what are you two idiots doing" Zari (1.0 or 2.0 your choice) questions I look at B then Z "oh no we've been caught runnnn" B hits his totem takes my arms and shots us across the room hitting the wall. "do you think she's buying this" I say then stick my tongue out and closing my eyes to make it seem like I'm dead "yeah totally B reply's "you both know I'm right here right" she rolls her eyes at us "what are you guys doing here anyway" she asks "uhhh B" he thinks "mortal kombat, movies, brownies. BROWNIES" he yells "oh yeah brownies" I realize what we said Zari has her arms crossed and Sara walks in "mommy sorry, babe sorry, Sara, hi" Zari starts laughing "what are you two doing" I look at B "abort mission ABORT" I yell  trying to run but B stops me "what about the brownies" I raise my eyebrow "what brownies" then it hits me "oh yeah the brownies!" I shout "you go for the brownies I will distract them I will not break, I will not crack, I will not back down I am POWERFUL" B runs for the oven and I look at Sara intensely she raises her eyebrow and I break "I'm sorry please forgive me I love you, your the love of my life and you are my everything" I beg she laughs "oh my your so stoned what am I gonna do with you" still on the floor I pout "keep, love and cherish me" Sara bends down to my level "of course Love always, now come one your going to bed" she scoops me up in her arms "weeeeeeeee" she takes me to bed and leaves Z with her brother.

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