The Meme Team
Spooderman
YOU guys will not believe what I just did!!!!!!
Mj💕
Did you befriend a fox?
If not then idk
Spooderman
Well you once called her a fox
My guy in the chair 👨💻
Okay????
Wanna give more context
Spooderman
Well more specifically you called her a stone cold fox
Mj 💕
YOU HAD LUNCH WITH NATASHA ROMANOFF!?!?!?!!!
My guy in the chair 👨💻
Where tf you get that from
Spooderman
YES I DID
My guy in the chair 👨💻
Wtf
Mj💕
What was she like
Is she awsome
I bet she's awsome
HOW DID THSI HAPPEN
This*
My guy in the chair👨💻
WRF
WTF*
I'M SO CONFOOSED MY SPELLING DIES
Spooderman
😂😂 CoNfOoSeD
Mj💕
PETER ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!!!!
Spooderman
She came to the lab
She asked about my project
She spoke Russian
She then took me to a cafe
And SHE TAUGHT ME RUSSIAN!!!
Mj💕
I'm so jealous
Spooderman
No your завистливый
My guy in the chair👨💻
That's fucking awsome dude!!!!
Mj💕
✧ฺ･｡(✪▽✪*)･｡✧
I. Fucking. Love. It.
Call me later!!! You have to tell me everything!!!!
You have no choice loser.
I'm free at about 6.
👨👩👧👦The Family Chat 👨👩👧👦
Smarty
Girls!!!
Guyss!!!
EVERYONE!!!
(￣^￣)
Ugh fine I'll just sit here alone knowing no-one wants to here about the fact I met Natasha Romanoff aka the black widow and she got me a date with my crush
That's fine
I'll just suffer here is silence
Royal silence
Total silence*
How tf did total get autocorrected to Royal?
Wtf phone
Mr kid
Okay kid!!!
Stop with the spamming
Steve
Wait a second
Mr kid
YOU MET BLACK WIDOW!
WHEN
Smarty
At lunch today!!!!
Doc
What happened?
Smarty
I was sleeping and she woke me up then asked about my project then took me to a cafe and taught me some Russian
Agent
Sounds like you had fun
Smarty
It was the best!!!! Shes so cool
Trainboi
Is she tour favourite now instead of iron man
Your*
Mr kid
Iron man will always be the best. Right kid?
Smarty
Well iron man saved my life so he'll always be my favourate but Black Widow is the best!
Steve
Wait really?!? How??
Smarty
Well she doesn't have any super powers and yet she is a vital member of the team. Her fighting tequique is amazing and so well practiced. The way she overcame her background and youth is so brave and yet she is still down to earth and so pacient!!!!
Also she has great tast in cafes
Trainboi
I think he meant how did stark save your life 🤦
Smarty
Oh lol
It was at stark expo when the hammer droid thingys attacked. One of them landed in front of me and I thought maybe if I pretend I'm gonna shoot it it'll leave me alone. I was dressed like iron man and I was dumb so I thout it'd work.
Mr kid
You were a kid. A literal child. How old were you!?!!? Like 5? 6?
Smarty
Yeah around that age
Anyway Mr stark then appeared behind me and shot it and said
"nice work kid"
"what?" The team asked confused
"I said 'nice work kid' to the child dressed as me. He had the mask and the gauntlet. And I said 'nice work kid'"
Smarty
It was so cool and Im forever in debt to him for it.
He will always be my favourite super hero. No matter what
Doc
That's sweet kid
Mr kid
I'm sure Mr stark would be really happy that you think so highly of him. I bet he'd cry from happiness
Smarty
I doubt that 😂😂
Agent
I dunno. I think he'd be real happy
Mr kid
So anyways what's this about a date with your crush?
Smarty
Well I told her I met Nat. She told be to call her Nat. I still can't belive it lol. And then said she was jelous. I put jealous back in Russian and she told me to call her at 6 and now we have a date planned for next Saturday.
Agent
You better tell Natasha all about it on your next lesson. I'm sure she would love to hear about it
Smarty
I'm pretty sure it was a one off thing but okay lol
Anyway I've got to gooooo!!!!!
Bye 👋👋love you guys
Agent
Love you too xx
Mr kid
Love ya kiddo
Doc
Bye smartie
Steve
Goodbye son
Trainboi
До свидания Мой ребенок
Agent
Awww cute... but he's my kid. I've claimed him as a child. Fight be bitch
GoldSpeed
Wtf is going on
Scarlet
No idea
Hawks
Smarty met Black widow.
Keep up
GoldSpeed
Fuck you
Hawks
YOU know you want to
GoldSpeed
THAT'S MY THING!!!
YOU ARE READING
Sorry, Sir- Wrong Number
FanfictionAfter being pushed off of a building, a wonky landing leads to a broken lamppost and Peter texting who he thought to be Ned. With the avengers after him, an upcoming field trip to stark towers and teenage hormones Peters life is already chaotic. Add...
