The Wedding ✔

Chapter 33 *

Louis was laying on his back, enjoying the silence that had fell when he had threw a pillow at his stereos to make them shut up and of course, he had that dizzy after sex feeling.

Also, he felt really cosy and warm. He glanced down and tried really hard not to smile. Harry was on his side, cuddling him and resting his head on Louis' chest.

"Way better while being sober", Harry mumbled and slid his fingers across Louis' stomach.

Louis chuckled and nodded in agreement even though Harry couldn't see him. He touched Harry's hair and smiled fondly which only made him suddenly remember something.

"Harry?"

"Mmm?"

"We um... need to set some basic rules", Louis said, pulling his fingers away from Harry's messy hair.

He felt Harry sighing. "And you just had to ruin the moment."

"Yep. Anyway... We are not in a relationship, yeah? So we can't get too attached."

"Meaning?"

"No cuddling", Louis said, and gently moved Harry away from him. Maybe that whole thing was insane and had no point whatsoever but Louis ignored that.

Harry pouted and sat up. "But I like cuddling."

To be completely honest, so did Louis but he couldn't give in now.

"No cuddling, Harry."

Harry glared at Louis, but then smirked. "Fine. No cuddling. But then I have a rule too; no jealousy."

Louis narrowed his eyes. "Obviously... But like, what do you exactly mean with jealousy?"

Harry shrugged. "I can flirt all I want. I can kiss who I want. Nick actually texted me one day—"

"Alright, so rule number two, no jealousy, perfect— And then rule number three, no fucking or kissing other guys."

Harry raised an eyebrow. "Is that jealousy I hear?"

Yes! Louis' subconscious yelled. "Pfftt, no. I'm just territorial."

"Uh-huh. While you're at it, why don't you just name the rule number three as 'no interacting with Nick Grimshaw'."

"Don't tempt me."

"Jealous", stated Harry smugly.

Louis rolled his eyes, sat up and took Harry's hand in his own. "Listen, Harry..."

"Is this really deep shit?" asked Harry, frowning. "Because if it is, I don't—"

"Just listen to me", Louis interrupted, and looked at Harry dead serious. "We both know that we probably will fuck this up. That I will probably fuck this up. Because of our... feelings and everything. Because of how broken shithead I am... So to avoid that, we need to make a deal."

"A deal?" asked Harry, furrowing his eyebrows.

"A deal", Louis repeated sternly. "No matter how you feel, never say the L word."

Harry bit his lip and nodded. "No L word."

Louis leaned closer. "If things in our... whatever changes somehow, we don't label it. No R word."

"No labels, no R word", Harry whispered against Louis' lips.

Louis closed the gap between their lips and cupped Harry's cheeks, kissing him. He had had more to say but Harry's soft lips made him forget it all. He deepened their kiss and pushed Harry down, going on top of him and pressing their very much naked bodies together, causing Harry to let out a loud moan. Shivers ran through Louis spine and he started kissing and sucking Harry's neck.

"This will never work", Louis muttered against Harry's neck. "Our... This thing. It will never work."

"Don't say a word", said Harry, and slid his hands towards Louis' cock but of course just then The Four Traitors decided to stumble into the bedroom.

For a moment they all just stared at each other in a shock, and then Liam and Zayn covered their eyes, Louis quickly hide Harry's naked body under the cover and glared at the others. Harry smoothly pulled the cover on top of Louis too.

"Jesus Christ, you're still at it?" gasped Ed.

"I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy", groaned Niall, peeking over Ed's shoulder.

Louis lifted their boxers from the floor, handed Harry his and they pulled them on and then right after followed their shirts.

"Rule number whatever", Harry whispered to Louis, "Don't be naked in front of other men."

"That's too territorial and also breaks the rule number two", Louis whispered back, and then said louder to Ed, "For your information, Ed, we were actually thinking about round 2 since we're an unbeatable duo because—"

"All right, Louis, don't overdo it", Harry warned.

"—Harry's ass is made of steel and I'm superman", Louis finished.

"You just overdid it."

Even Louis realised how absolutely stupid he sounded but hey, he didn't bother to care.

Niall leaned against Ed's shoulder. "That's sweet but we have got your sex tape— Thought you should know."

"Our what now?" asked Harry.

"Your sex tape", said Ed.

It took a moment before Louis caught on.

"Fuck!" Louis exclaimed. "The cameras! Harry, we forgot the—"

"I didn't", said Harry, smiling smugly. "But I just couldn't say no to you."

"You son of a—" Louis gasped and slapped Harry's arm. "You have every right to say no, especially when you know there's cameras around, but what you lack is the capacity, you perverted, horny kid!"

Niall, Ed, Zayn, Liam and Harry started laughing and Louis glared at them because really, people need to stop laughing at him all the time. He narrowed his eyes at Liam, and then touched Harry's shoulder.

"If I recall correctly", he said, grinning evilly, "then you, Harold, promised to help me to kill Liam."

Harry immediately stopped laughing. "I did, didn't I?"

Liam raised his hands up. "Whoa, whoa whoa! All I want to say is... Niall put the cameras in here!"

"Hey!" Niall exclaimed, glaring at Liam. "Traitor!"

Harry and Louis started walking towards Niall threateningly and Niall quickly took a few steps back and then pointed at Ed.

"He bought the cameras!"

Louis and Harry's attention turned towards Ed, who quickly pushed Zayn towards them.

"Zayn wanted to put your sex tape on YouTube!"

"Liam told Niall to come up some plan!"

"Niall and Ed kidnapped Harry!"

"Liam originally came up with that camera thing!"

Louis and Harry shared a confused look when The Four Traitors kept blaming each other, their voices turning more loud every second.

Harry leaned closer to Louis. "I take Liam and Zayn."

Louis smirked. "The Irish leprechaun and the ginger teddybear are mine."

And then they screamed their war cries and started chasing The Four Traitors around the bedroom, each and every one of them laughing as loud as possible.