Using You

I am Hot

As I was walking back to the room where Phillip and Dabi were I walked pass a very attractive man.

"Damn, you're are so hot." The fine man said.

"Finally someone is not blind and sees that I'm hot.~" I said with a hiccup.

"But thank you! You're pretty hot yourself." I said as we talked.

"You mind if I get you're number?" The man asked.

"Oh sorry, I have a husband I think." I said not being 100% sure.

"Oh I see." The man said being confused.

"Yep. Sorry maybe in another life Brad." I said as I walked away.

"My names not Brad?" The man stood there as I walked away.

I ignored his comment and didn't think about it too much. I made it back to where Dabi and Phillip where and heard them talking about weird dude stuff.

"I'm glad u could join us Y/n. They just finished everything and are talking." The butler came up to me and said.

"Finished what?" I said being confused.

"Their deal of course. Dabi just signed their contract a few minutes ago." The Butler said being confused that I didn't know.

"K." I said as I just ignored him.

I walked up to Dabi and sat down in his lap, and didn't say anything. He had a surprise look on his face.

"I see your wife, decided to come back." Phillip said as he saw me in Dabis lap.

"Haha, yeah." Dabi faked laugh as he was secretly getting annoyed at Phillip.

I then turned myself towards Dabi and straddle his lap. My back now towards Phillip. I wrapped my arms around his neck and started to play with his hair.

"Doll what the hell are you doing?" Dabi whispered into my ear as he listened to Phillip rant.

"And I told the guy, like if you don't leave-." Phillip went on about some boring story yet Dabi tuned him out focusing on me.

Dabi had surprisingly fluffy hair and it was soft. And he smelled like some fancy cologne.

"You smell good." I whispered to him.

Dabi didn't say anything in response so I just kept playing with his hair.

"Ya know what I'm saying man?" Phillip asked?

"Oh yeah, I get that." Dabi said as he acted like he knew what he was talking about.

"I feel really hot." I said to Dabi as I turned my body and my back was now against Dabi.

Dabi felt my head too see if I was warm and it turns out my head was pretty warm.

"You're hot." Dabi said as he reached for my cup of water.

"Thanks Dabi. I knew you thought I was hot."I said as I was still drunk.

I got up on all fours and climbed onto the table and crawled towards the middle. I stopped half way and grabbed Phillip attention.

"Hey, do you think I'm hot?" I said wanting to know.

But little did I know that my whole cleavage was on full display for Phillip to see.

"Haha, look at you're wife. Such a slut." Phillip joked as he stared at my boobs.

"I'll take that as a yes." I said as I moved towards him.

I sat on the edge of the table and slowly slipped off both straps of my dress.

"I wanna show u something cool." I said cluelessly.

"Oh?" Mr. Campbell said as completely forgot about me being Dabi's his wife.

"Sorry my stupid bras in the way, can u help?" I said as I turned around innocently

Dabi gave Campbell a death glare and didn't want to see what would happen.

Dabi was pissed at this whole situation. He grabbed my waist and pulled me back into his lap. Dabi immediately pulling my straps back on and zipping up my dress.

"What was that for?" I whined.

"I didn't even get to finish." I whined again.

"You need to go to sleep." Dabi said as he was tired of dealing with me.

Dabi put me in my original chair and stood up to shake Phillips hand.

"We'll I appreciate you hosting us Phillip. But we must get going now." Dabi said as he was trying to wrap everything up.

"Of course. I had fun talking, I'll take you out for a beer sometime and we can catch up again." Phillip said as he shook Dabis hand.

I stood up and reached my hand out expecting to be given a hand shake too. But instead Phillip kissed my hand gently.

"It was lovely meeting you too Mrs Y/n." Phillip said as he said bye.

"I wish I could say the same." I said as I decided that this Phillip guy was weird.

Dabi laughed a bit at my remark as he watched Phillip leave.

"Let's go doll."

I followed him and ran into a few chairs. Dabi realized that I still was drunk and reached for my wrist. He grabbed my wrist and we walked together.

Dabi didn't say anything as we walked outside and I got to talk a lot.

"How come we're married? Don't get me wrong you're really attractive and all but I just can't see it happening." I said as I stood with Dabi.

"I appreciate that you think I'm attractive Y/n. But we're not actually married." Dabi said as we waited for a taxi.

"Wait we're not? Does that mean I'm all alone? Why aren't we married?!" I said as I started to cry and make a scene.

"Oh shit. I'm just kidding Y/n we're married." Dabi said as he noticed people were staring at him and giving him rude glares.

A taxi finally came and Dabi opened the door for me and then got in after me.

"We are?" I questioned as I sat in the back with Dabi

"Of course." Dabi said as he just wanted to go home

"Aww thanks Dabi!" I said as gave him a sweet kiss on the lips.

Dabi was surprised by this but kissed back. Yet the taxi driver had to ruin the moment.

"Alright lovebirds where are we off to?" The woman asked impatiently.

Dabi told the taxi driver the address and then focused on me again.

Dabi noticed how happy I was when I was told we were married and he found it cute. But he knew he was gonna have to tell me eventually so he decided that he would wait till we got back at headquarters so I wouldn't make a scene.