"Where were you when I needed you most, Minho?" Your quiet words rang loudly in the silent room. Minho closed his mouth, the argument dying from his lips as he thought.
"Remember that time that you were taking a shit during school but there was no toilet paper in your stall. And so you called me in the middle of class to bring you tissue paper. And I walked into the girls' restroom and handed you the tissue that I stole from the janitor's closet like the good boyfriend that I am." You gaped at him like a fish, not knowing how to respond.
"T-that doesn't count! I was going to die if you didn't come!"
"Oh don't be so dramatic. You're starting to sound like Hyunjin. And we both know what happens to people like Hyunjin." Minho leaned closer to whisper in your ear. " They get fried in an air fryer at 180 degrees Celsius for 20 minutes." He patted you on the head before leaving you to play with his cats.
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