𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞 | 𝐁𝐓𝐒 𝟖𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫

Incorrect quotes#1

Namjoon: I'm so bored, I wanna do something interesting.

Areum: ...

Areum: I'm interesting

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Areum: Fuck me if I'm wrong but-

Jimin: You're wrong

Areum: I haven't even said-

Jimin: YOU'RE WRONG

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Areum: I have decided that I am, infact, a snack. It's just no one is hungry for me yet.

Every single Male/Female Idol/western singer and actor who have the fattest crush on her: I'm fucking starving

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Areum: Yoongi hyung!

Yoongi: what?

Areum: I made you a friendship bracelet.

Yoongi: you know I'm not really the jewelry type

Areum: oh, well you don't have to wear it-

Yoongi: No, I'm gonna wear it forever, back off.

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Jimin: The food is too hot, I can't eat it.

Areum: you're too hot but I'd still eat you.

Jimin: *blushes*

Areum:*winks at him*

Namjoon: One dinner. I just want ONE DINNER.

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Jin: Why did the Banana go to the doctor?

Areum: Cause he wasn't peeling well-

*Slapping and laughing hysterically at eachother.*

Yoongi: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IT'S 6AM

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Jungkook: Do you ever have that feeling where you look at someone and your heart skips a beat?

Areum: It's called Arrythmia.

Jungkook: I get that feeling every time I see yo-

Areum: You could D I E from it

Jungkook: I know your smart but God can you fucking shut up for ONE second

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Areum: Don't go in the living room.

Namjoon: why?

Areum: I saw a spider.