𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞 | 𝐁𝐓𝐒 𝟖𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫

Incorrect quotes #2

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Areum: [Accidentally bumps into a door]

Yoongi: Are you okay?

Areum: I'm fine

Yoongi [At the door]: You stand in Areum's way again, I'll make sure to take you down.

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Areum: I hate seeing you like this

Jackson: Like how?

Areum: In person

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Jungkook: Do you ever feel bugs on you when there aren't any?

Yoongi: Those are the ghosts of all the bugs you've killed.

Jungkook:...

Areum: Look what you did. You scared him, stupid idiot.

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Jungkook: It's dark in here.

Areum:

Jungkook: I'm not scared of anything. I'm a tough guy.

Areum:

Jungkook:

Areum: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Jungkook: Oh, thank God! I thought i was gonna have to ask you.

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Namjoon: Be the bigger person.

Lyhyung: No. I'm 5'5 and bitter. You be the bigger person.

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Areum: I got detention today.

Seokjin: What did you do?

Areum: The teacher was going on about how our class was impossible to teach and said that one of us should try teaching the class for one day.

Seokjin: and?

Areum: I stood up, walked up infront of the class and said 'class dismissed'.

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Taehyung : Can I have one more candy, re?

Areum: What did Jin hyung say?

Taehyung : he said no

Areum: Then why would I let you?

Taehyung : He's not the boss of you

Areum [internally]: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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Areum: *has a slightly lighter shade of black on*

The rest of BTS and Armys: I see you're bursting out the spring colors.

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Areum: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time i forgot something.

Felix: You left in the parking lot 3 weeks ago.

Areum: That was on purpose.

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Taehyung: Small creatures are way more vicious. It's because their anger have less space to be bottled up in.

Namjoon : That's ridiculous.  Give me some examples.

Hoseok: Spiders.

Seokjin: Wasps.

Taehyung: Lyhyung.

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[Jimin and Areum are glaring at eachother]

Armys: Do you smell that?

BTS : *sniffs the air* what?

Armys [gestures to Lymin]: The scent of sexual tension is in the air.

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Lyhyung : Pretty sure my soulmate is bag of sour gummy worms.

Hoseok: I just ate a bag of those, no joke.

Lyhyung: You fucking piece of shit , that was the love of my life.

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Vernon : Here comes the lightning!
Vernon , whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.
Areum : Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.

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Jade: God, give me patience.
Zack: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Jade: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Zack: Jade and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Mark: *Sighing* What did Jade do?
Zack: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Jade: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Zack: WHY. why did you give Jade a KNIFE?!
Mark: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Zack: Now I feel unsafe!
Mark: I’m sorry.
Mark: ... would you like a knife?

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That's the end folks. I tried putting more people in this one. Tell me if you liked it and what i should do next.

Thank you and love you.