PT 1 got accidentally deleted so.. My apologies!
Kitty: " 'That night, I stood in front of my closet, trying to figure out what to wear to this party... Leo texted me the address not too long ago.' "
Classic Kelsie noise.
Kelsie: "So when did you get his number?"
Kitty: "You literally JUST MET this guys and now he's got your nu- Oh my god..."
Kave: "Why are we going so fast?! Isn't it chapter on- no I'm sorry.. This is chapter 2 now."
Kitty: " 'Leo was kind, very kind, he helped me with Jackson! Now that I'm thinking about him, I can't believe what happened between us.' "
Kala sniffing around.
Kala: "Y'all smell that?"
Kleo: "What?"
Kala: "*sniff sniff sniff* smells like a cheesy ass plot line."
Kleo snickers.
Kitty: " 'I pulled out my favourite red dress and heels and put them on, they're gonna be perfect for this party! I decided to wear that over the purple dress that my mom gave me!' "
It was silent.
Kave, Kifo and Kleo laugh.
Kleo: "OH NOOO!"
Kitty: "That purple one! What is that?!"
Kifo: "It's a balloon from a kids birthday party after you deflate it!"
Kelsie: "PFFT- JAIL."
Kitty: "Be right back, going on Pinterest!"
Kala: "I mean the red dress is fine, but for a high school party?"
Karma: "Who are you lying to? That dress is not fine AT ALL."
Kitty: " 'As I put the final touches in my hair, I realised I was missing something, I was missing a... a..' "
Karma: " 'A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an air bender, named Aang, and although his air bending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.' "
Kitty: "*Laughter* OH MY GOD!!"
Kala: "It never fails! *Laughter*"
Kitty: " 'I figured out what I was missing, a golden bracelet that Leo gave me. I put it on, then left to go to the party.' "
Kaelyn: "HE GAVE YOU A BRACELET?!"
Kave: "Wait a minute, did we miss a few chapters?"
Paint/Angel: "Okay guys, she's on her way to the party. Now I know the plot looks a little rocky but, I promise it's getting there! Also can you guys please stop with the avatar references? I know Y/N is maybe a little silly, but I believe-"
Kaelyn: "Aang can save the world!"
Kelsie: "*Wheeze* Oh my god!"
Kitty: "*Laughter* Stop!"
Kleo starts laughing too.
Kitty: " 'Before I left to go to the party, I decided to make a last minute change.' "
Paint/Angel: "Quick little A/N guys! I decided to change her dress into the purple because I just think she looks cute in it! Definitely much better pick than the red one."
Kifo: "Pardon?"
Kelsie: "*Laughter* TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING!"
Kleo: "That dress is a hate crime to the third degree."
Kave: "I swear to god, my two year old cousin has it in her closet right now, this second."
Kaelyn: "@Sofiathefirst ayo, this yo dress?"
Everyone starts laughing, while Kaelyn hands Kitty's phone back.
Kelsie: "Not Sofia!"
Kitty: " 'When I arrived at Leo's mansion-' "
Karma: "Mansion? This guy's rich?"
Kave: "Wait a minute what chapter are we on??"
Kala: "Apparently this is chapter 2, did we miss a chapter?'
Kitty: "Guess not.."
Kitty: " '-I hesitated before knocking on the door. Do I... Do I really want to do this..?' "
Kala: "No."
Kave: "No."
Kifo: "Hell no."
Kitty: "Absolutely not."
Kitty: " 'I smooth out my dress and then knocked on the door, I can definitely do this. The door opened and there was Leo! 'Hey! You made it! Wow.. You look.. perfect..' 'Really?' 'Yeah! Like a perfect-' ' "
Kala: "Perfect piece of purple aluminium foil."
Kleo laughs.
Kleo: "No for real because who is he lying to?? There's nothing perfect about that dress! Burn it!"
Kitty: " 'You're just in time, the party's in full swing! Come in.' 'I walked in and looked around the party. The music was loud and it was very crowed. To my surprise, I didn't see Jackson.' "
Kave: "Pause. Who's Jackson again?"
Kifo: "Oh! I gotchu, that's the dinosaur that escaped from Jurassic Park!"
Kave: "Aaaand, who's Leo?"
Kelsie: "Leo's the teen wolf wannabe because he was howling in the last chapter, remember?"
Kave: "Okay got it! Teen wolf wannabe, escaped dinosaur and a pterodactyl Walmart fairy. Cool."
They all laugh.
Karma: "Y'all going to hell!"
Kitty: 'Hey, you thirsty? I'm pretty thirsty, what? Do you drink?' 'Oh! I like to drink-' "
Kala: "CACTUS JUICE. IT'LL QUENCH YA!"
Kave: "Nothing's quenchier!"
Kala: "It's the quenchiest!"
Kifo: "Oh my god I'm dying!"
Kleo: "Y'all play too much!"
Kitty: "WHY DID I SEE THAT COMING?!"
Karma: "Hah! Ridiculous!"
Kitty: " 'An hour passed and I found myself having a lot of fun at this party. Later I told Leo I was going to use the bathroom and I slipped away. When I get to the hallway where the bathroom was, I saw a girl around my age. She was sitting in a chair with her head hung low.' Who that lady over there? In the chair."
Kelsie: "What fucking lady?! Ain't no lady in here?"
Kifo, Kelsie and Kitty start to laugh.
Kitty: " 'I stepped closer and saw it was one of the popular girls that make fun of me at school. She was beautiful, she had red hair and brown orbs. Her make-up was perfect, her lipstick the colour of fire. She stood up and eyed me up and down. 'Hmmm, so you're the girl that Leo keeps talking about? I'd stay away from him you know, he's got secrets..' "
Kaelyn: "Not the dollar tree version of Cheryl Blossom thinking she can have an attitude."
Kleo: "She's the pretty popular girl, what did you expect?"
Kave: "Hold on, Is this a Riverdale fanfic?"
Kitty: " 'S-s-s-secrets? L-l-l-li-like what?' 'Why don't you ask the teacher that he got fired because they hung out after school one too many times?' "
Kave: "WOAH."
Kala: "Roses are red, cacti are prickly. Holy shit, that escalated quickly..."
Kelsie: "Oh good GOD this is a Riverdale fanfic."
Kaelyn: "@Theofficialarchieanddrews ayo, this you?"
Kitty, Kleo, Kaelyn & Kave laugh.
Kleo: "OH MY GOD!!"
Kitty: "Yeah reporting this whole account, be right back."
Kitty: " 'I watched as she stepped closer to me and asked me: 'Where'd you get your dress?' "
Karma: "The trash-"
Kifo: "PFFT- STOP!"
Kitty: " 'My mother gave it to me..' 'Mother? Let me tell you something about mothers. My own mother-' "
Karma: "Thought I was a monster.. She was right, of course, but it still hurt."
Kelsie: "I swear to god! You're going to get blocked!"
Kitty: " 'My own mother told me anything I want, I can have. And what I want is Leo, so STAY OUT OF MY WAY.' PFFT- What??"
Kelsie: "Why would she want someone who slept with his teacher?!"
Kitty: " 'She then slapped me and I fell to the floor.' "
Kleo gasped.
Kleo: "The floor.."
Kave: "First the locker."
Kala: "Then the stairs.."
Kitty: "NOW THE FLOOR!"
Kleo: "Justice for all! This isn't fair.."
The whole Kitty squad starts to laugh.
