They're in a call btw
Angel: "In this video, we're gonna be talking about our lo-"
Flower (Who hosted this like its HER channel): "Oh oh oh. I'm so-"
Nova: "I'm sorry! Wait hold up.."
They all talk through each other.
Angel: "Oh okay. Uhh.. You guys don't seem COMATENT ENOUGH TO... START THE VIDEO OKAY??"
Nova: "Comatent? You said comatent-"
Angel: "COMP-E-TENT."
Flower: "Bestie chill-"
Angel: "IT'S A WORD NOVA."
Flower: "So.. We all have lovers. I think we can all- Uh we.. We all agree with that we're all on the same page here right?-"
Nova: "Ringo! Sorry Edd's cat-"
Angel: "PFFT- AHAHA! ONE TIME. THE O N E. T I M E. WE FINALLY-"
Flower cries.
Flower: "UeUeu.. It's so hard man..!"
Nova: "I just sprayed her! I've got a spray bottle!"
Flower: "Alright so.."
Flower: "We all have people we love and or care about. I have 2! Nene & Pico, of course. And I have my twin brother: BF! Who I don't date obviously. And he's older than me by... 3 minutes. But Nova you have like- How many people you care about do you have?"
Nova: "Okay, so.. There's Edd, Matt, Tom, Nova & My mom!" (NO Tord cuz he sucks ass)
Flower: "I-I need like a number.."
Nova: "...FIVE."
Angel snickers.
Nova: "Wait.. I MEAN-"
Flower: " 'I'M nUmBeR 3' "
Angel: "My- My lover's name is.. ... CJ. And Vade LITERALLY ALL THE TIME hated me for being around him a lot."
Flower: "See, the thing is.. because I'm in a poly relationship it's like.. I kinda get dragged from one place to another since they clingy as fuck, Y'know?"
Angel: "Dude.."
Flower: "But then, I meet OTHER PEOPLE in a poly relationship and they're mostly not as clingy and actually love each other than stealing the cream from the Oreo.."
Angel: "Right.. But like, you have CJ who is like the person to come up to me and wanting to do things with me- So he usually comes to me and asks me like 'Hey! You wanna go to *Insert a random ass place*' LIKE EVERY TIME AND VADE HATES IT!
When CJ asked like who I was talking to because he clingy too sometimes, and I was like: 'Oh! I'm talking to Flower!' It was like the first time he heard your name he just started to snicker, cuz he thinks it'd really really weird name."
Flower: "*Soft giggle* DAMN IT! C'MON!"
Angel starts to laugh and cancels Nova out.
Angel: "I'm not even joking too! Like, that's exactly- He was like: 'Flower? What kind of name is that-'"
Nova: "I hate my name. I do not like the name Nova. It's a.. weird name."
Flower: "Angel made a song about it-"
Nova: "WELL- I- IT- A- Here the thing I-"
Flower and Angel wheeze.
Angel: "YOOO TRUEEEEE-"
Nova: "Ringo shut up! Get- HEY!"
Angel: "We're never finishing this video.."
Flower: "YO USE THE SPRAY BOTTLE! QUICK!"
Nova: "I did-"
Angel and Flower laugh.
Nova: "Sorry my bad-"
Angel: "USE IT USE IT!"
Flower laughs.
Nova: "Tom is kind of a violent boyfriend.. Tom is gonna be watching this vi- ... I love Tom, like we love each other, like we're on good terms right now! Basically, I was in my room, arguing with Tord because he's a bitch, and I just saw him with like my laundry. Tom comes in and beats the shit out of Tord. And of course, he dropped the laundry, but it was fine.. And then after that with blood on his hand he drags him outta my room and is like: 'Alright. Next time call me if you need me.' And then he leaves. So just broke my vocal cords for nothing.. And I was like: 'I'm feeling anger right now.'"
Angel: "Dang dude."
Nova: "And so I told like Edd and shit this- My whole household is just like: 'Oh Tom's protecting you but you not yourself?? Protect yourself back dumbass.' And I'm like: 'No! I don't want to do that!' "
Nova: "Uh.. We were all upstairs watching a movie and Tord was trying to flirt with me like always... And Tom was just about to say something. And I'm like: 'Tord. If you keep going, I'm gonna punch your dick. Like everyones been telling me to.' And he's like: 'Nah you won't sweetie~' And I'm like: 'TRY ME.' And so Tord- Tord like almost throws himself in my face SO LIKE I THROW HIM OFF OF THE COUCH AND he didn't expect that cuz I- I don't- I don't normally do that. HE TRIED TO HAVE [Redacted bc obviously] WITH ME- And I didn't react.. Anyway-"
Angel: "WHAT?!"
Flower: "Wh-wha-wha-"
Angel: "WAIT WAIT- WOWOO- YOU JUST GLANCE OVER THAT-"
Flower: "NEVER GO TO HIS ROOM ALONE EVER-"
Angel: " 'So He WaS aRuInG wItH mE. And he tried to [Redacted] me one time. AnD sO aNyWaYs BaCk To ThE aRuEmEnT.'"
Nova laughs.
Flower: "That reminds me when Pico just like held Nene down at gunpoint... that was pretty-"
Nova: "What..?"
Flower: "What?"
Angel laughs.
Angel: "Yeah dude! My blueberry, he pulled out a knife on me once, cuz I wouldn't give him the TV remote. It was crazy! Anyway-"
[Inaudible talking]
