[Geggle, Yuri & Mac are in a restaurant.]
Geggle: What kinda restaurant is this bruh?
Yuri: It's a French restaurant, they got croissants.
Geggle: What we gon eat, ratatouille?
Mac: We bout to eat rat.
[MePod walks to their table.]
MePod: Bonjour.
[Geggle whispers to Yuri.]
Geggle: What is that..?
Yuri: She said something about food.
[Geggle glares at MePod.]
Geggle: They been eatin' baguettes.
[She hands the menus to them.]
MePod: Here's your menus.
[She then leaves.]
Geggle: See, dawg? This is what I'm talking abt, you saying we at a French restaurant... This mf speaking American.
Yuri: Who gives a shit, bruh?
Geggle: Hand me that menu.
[He snatches the menu and tries to read it. Geggle pushes his glasses up.]
Geggle: Wtf are these words...
Yuri: French.
Geggle: What kind of language is this?
Yuri: It's French.
Geggle: Where's the drinks at?
Mac: Bottom-left.
Geggle: Bua-bours?
Mac: I think it's boyers, the drinks.
[MePod walks back.]
MePod: Oh yeah, les boires, that's the drinks!
Mac: I know it's the fuckin' drinks bitch I JUST SAID THAT—
MePod: WORD?? Mfs are VOLATILE tonight.
Mac: I'm bout to flash on this mf...
Geggle: Just gimme some damn water.
MePod: On my life I will smack the shit outta BOTH OF Y'ALL.
[She leaves once again]
Yuri: So what u bout to order bruh?
Geggle: I'm studying the french dictionary rq..
Mac: You can't study a dictionary, dawg.
Geggle: FYM YOU CAN'T STUDY A DICTIONARY? It's a book. Look, when the waiter come back Ima be like... "Lemme get the... biscuit.. chickenne."
Yuri: They don't have chicken biscuits...
Geggle: U fuckin' blind bruh, look on the menu. "Bisque" in English, that translates to BISCUIT.
[Mac exclaims.]
Mac: You dumbass, that's not a chicken biscuit! That's chicken BISQUE. IT'S. SOUP.
Geggle: Look, I know biscuit when I see it, I'm ordering the shit.
Mac: Fuck it man, order whatever you want.
Yuri: I'm getting the snails.
[MePod comes back with an iPad]
MePod: Are y'all... DUMB SHITS ready to order?
Yuri: Yeah, lemme get the escargots de bourgogne.
MePod: "Bourgogne"? We got a fucking goofster in here.
Yuri: GOOFSTER??
Geggle: Whatever tf you just ordered, you gon need a toothbrush...
MePod: Y'all the goof troop. Roofus, Troofus and Doofus.
Geggle: GOOF TROOP??
Mac: 'Fuck she say?
Geggle: Bruh.
Mac: What kinda BUULLSHIT you bout to order?
Geggle: Yeah, lemme get the uhhhh... Chicken bisque, with no soup, double biscuit, extra gluten.
MePod: The bisque isn't bread GOOFY. It don't have gluten or biscuit.
Geggle: Quit bein stupid.
MePod: I can't order the bisque like that, it's a soup.
Geggle: Why the fuck u telling me that? Just take out the soup.
MePod: I'm not doing shit til you get that order right.
Geggle: YOU FUCKING WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER BRUH. MOVE AROUND.
MePod: Alright, yo, we'll get your order man. Don't even worry abt it.
[She leaves once again.]
[Geggle turns to Mac.]
Geggle: Look man, Imma need you to pay.
Mac: You ain't got no bread?
Geggle: I'm playing tag with my money rn, and I'm it.
Mac: You need to start playing hide and seek, and go seek for a damn job.
Geggle: [Scoff] This mf hatin.
[MePod comes back with an empty plate.]
MePod: Here's the food.
[Geggle gets his plate places in front of him and stares back at MePod.]
Geggle: Where's the biskit? I asked for a chicken bisque, with gluten. I don't see no mf gluten.
MePod: You ain't ask for a chicken bisque. That's what you got.
Yuri: Food service employees bruh..
Geggle: You know the deal.
[MePod shoves her phone into Geggle's face.]
MePod: KFC is down the road, goofy.
Geggle: Call me goofy one more fucking time bruh.
MePod: GOOFY ASS MF A-HYUK!!
Geggle: BRUH.
Mac: Hyuk..?
Geggle: They got me fucked.
MePod: FUCK Y'ALL.
Yuri: Let's get to it.
[Yuri pulls out one of her knives and aims it at MePod's neck.]
Yuri: Look homie, we fuckin' hungry. Hand off the es. Car. Gots.
MePod: Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay! No knives allowed. Read the sign.
[MePod points at the sign. Yuri puts her knife back in her purse.]
Yuri: Ah shit..
Geggle: Where's the manager? Where's the chef? Who's responsible for the— Who ain't responsible— Y'all need to just put some fucking food on my plate.
[MePod grabs the menu.]
MePod: Bruh. Here, look-look-look-look-look. look-look-look-look-look. Look at the menu. You see, you ordered the bisque and in the description it says SOUP. It's SOUP not bread.
Geggle: Look, I'm a Geggle Pixel College dropout bruh. I can't read.
Mac: Weren't you just reading that dictionary, dawg?
Geggle: ... Ye.
MePod: Y- I-I've never seen a mf bout as stupid as this. I gotta go back to the Meeple Headquarters or something man, I'm out. I QUIT.
