Chicken Bisque (OCs x II & DDLC lol)

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[Geggle, Yuri & Mac are in a restaurant.]

Geggle: What kinda restaurant is this bruh?

Yuri: It's a French restaurant, they got croissants.

Geggle: What we gon eat, ratatouille?

Mac: We bout to eat rat.

[MePod walks to their table.]

MePod: Bonjour.

[Geggle whispers to Yuri.]

Geggle: What is that..?

Yuri: She said something about food.

[Geggle glares at MePod.]

Geggle: They been eatin' baguettes.

[She hands the menus to them.]

MePod: Here's your menus.

[She then leaves.]

Geggle: See, dawg? This is what I'm talking abt, you saying we at a French restaurant... This mf speaking American.

Yuri: Who gives a shit, bruh?

Geggle: Hand me that menu.

[He snatches the menu and tries to read it. Geggle pushes his glasses up.]

Geggle: Wtf are these words...

Yuri: French.

Geggle: What kind of language is this?

Yuri: It's French.

Geggle: Where's the drinks at?

Mac: Bottom-left.

Geggle: Bua-bours?

Mac: I think it's boyers, the drinks.

[MePod walks back.]

MePod: Oh yeah, les boires, that's the drinks!

Mac: I know it's the fuckin' drinks bitch I JUST SAID THAT—

MePod: WORD?? Mfs are VOLATILE tonight.

Mac: I'm bout to flash on this mf...

Geggle: Just gimme some damn water.

MePod: On my life I will smack the shit outta BOTH OF Y'ALL.

[She leaves once again]

Yuri: So what u bout to order bruh?

Geggle: I'm studying the french dictionary rq..

Mac: You can't study a dictionary, dawg.

Geggle: FYM YOU CAN'T STUDY A DICTIONARY? It's a book. Look, when the waiter come back Ima be like... "Lemme get the... biscuit.. chickenne."

Yuri: They don't have chicken biscuits...

Geggle: U fuckin' blind bruh, look on the menu. "Bisque" in English, that translates to BISCUIT.

[Mac exclaims.]

Mac: You dumbass, that's not a chicken biscuit! That's chicken BISQUE. IT'S. SOUP.

Geggle: Look, I know biscuit when I see it, I'm ordering the shit.

Mac: Fuck it man, order whatever you want.

Yuri: I'm getting the snails.

[MePod comes back with an iPad]

MePod: Are y'all... DUMB SHITS ready to order?

Yuri: Yeah, lemme get the escargots de bourgogne.

MePod: "Bourgogne"? We got a fucking goofster in here.

Yuri: GOOFSTER??

Geggle: Whatever tf you just ordered, you gon need a toothbrush...

MePod: Y'all the goof troop. Roofus, Troofus and Doofus.

Geggle: GOOF TROOP??

Mac: 'Fuck she say?

Geggle: Bruh.

Mac: What kinda BUULLSHIT you bout to order?

Geggle: Yeah, lemme get the uhhhh... Chicken bisque, with no soup, double biscuit, extra gluten.

MePod: The bisque isn't bread GOOFY. It don't have gluten or biscuit.

Geggle: Quit bein stupid.

MePod: I can't order the bisque like that, it's a soup.

Geggle: Why the fuck u telling me that? Just take out the soup.

MePod: I'm not doing shit til you get that order right.

Geggle: YOU FUCKING WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER BRUH. MOVE AROUND.

MePod: Alright, yo, we'll get your order man. Don't even worry abt it.

[She leaves once again.]

[Geggle turns to Mac.]

Geggle: Look man, Imma need you to pay.

Mac: You ain't got no bread?
Geggle: I'm playing tag with my money rn, and I'm it.

Mac: You need to start playing hide and seek, and go seek for a damn job.

Geggle: [Scoff] This mf hatin.

[MePod comes back with an empty plate.]

MePod: Here's the food.

[Geggle gets his plate places in front of him and stares back at MePod.]

Geggle: Where's the biskit? I asked for a chicken bisque, with gluten. I don't see no mf gluten.

MePod: You ain't ask for a chicken bisque. That's what you got.

Yuri: Food service employees bruh..

Geggle: You know the deal.

[MePod shoves her phone into Geggle's face.]

MePod: KFC is down the road, goofy.

Geggle: Call me goofy one more fucking time bruh.

MePod: GOOFY ASS MF A-HYUK!!

Geggle: BRUH.

Mac: Hyuk..?

Geggle: They got me fucked.

MePod: FUCK Y'ALL.

Yuri: Let's get to it.

[Yuri pulls out one of her knives and aims it at MePod's neck.]

Yuri: Look homie, we fuckin' hungry. Hand off the es. Car. Gots.

MePod: Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay! No knives allowed. Read the sign.

[MePod points at the sign. Yuri puts her knife back in her purse.]

Yuri: Ah shit..

Geggle: Where's the manager? Where's the chef? Who's responsible for the— Who ain't responsible— Y'all need to just put some fucking food on my plate.

[MePod grabs the menu.]

MePod: Bruh. Here, look-look-look-look-look. look-look-look-look-look. Look at the menu. You see, you ordered the bisque and in the description it says SOUP. It's SOUP not bread.

Geggle: Look, I'm a Geggle Pixel College dropout bruh. I can't read.

Mac: Weren't you just reading that dictionary, dawg?

Geggle: ... Ye.

MePod: Y- I-I've never seen a mf bout as stupid as this. I gotta go back to the Meeple Headquarters or something man, I'm out. I QUIT.

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