Candy Store (feat. Vade, GF & Monika)

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Vade: "Are we gonna have a problem?"
They all pose.

Vade: "You got a bone to pick?"
Again.

Vade: "You've come so far, why NOW are you pulling on my dick?!"
AGAIN-
Vade: "I'd normally slap your face off."
GRRR-
Vade: "And everyone here could watch!"
STOP POSING-
Vade: "But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice. Listen up, BIATCH."
Vade pushes Angel bc Funni effects.

GF & Monika: "I like!"
Vade: "Lookin' hot. Buying stuff they cannot."
GF & Monika: "I like!"
Vade: "Drinkin' hard. Maxin' bae's credit card~"
GF & Monika: "Skippin' gym, scaring her, SCREWING HIM!"
GF & Monika: "I like!"
Vade: "Killer clothes,"
All: "Kickin' nerds in the nose!"

Vade: "If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls, lEt YoUr MoMmY fIx YoU a SnAcK."
GF & Monika: "Woah!~"
Vade: "Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke. In my Porsha with the quarterback!"


All: "Woah!~ Woah!~ Woah!~ Honey, whatchu waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store! Time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore!~ Then step into my candy store!~"
Angel looks around, but gets grabbed by the chin by Monika.

Vade & Monika: "Guys fall!"
GF: "At your feet. Pay the check,"
Monika: "Help you cheat!"
All: "All you!"
GF: "Have to do,"
Vade: "Say goodbye to Ruby."
All: "That freak's!"
Monika: "Not your friend. I can tell in the end."
All: "If she,"
Monika: "Had your shot,"
All: "She would leave you to rot!"

Monika lets go and walks back to the others.

Monika: "'Course if you don't care, fine! Go braid her hair. Maybe Sesame Street is on."
All: "Woah!~"
Monika: "Or forget that creep."
GF: "And get in my jeep."
Vade: "Let's go tear up someone's lawn!"

All: "Woah!~ Woah!~ Woah!~ Honey, whatchu waitin' for?~ Welcome to my candy store!~ Time for you to prove you're not a pussy anymore!~ Then step into my candy store!~"

They all slowly approach Angel, who's backing up.

Vade: "You can join the team,"
GF & Monika: "Or you can bitch and moan!"
Vade: "You can live the dream,"
GF & Monika: "Or you can die alone!"
Vade: "You can fly with eagles."
All: "Or if you prefer..."
Vade: "Keep on testing ME."
GF & Monika: "And end up like her!"

Ruby runs up to Angel and holds a paper to their face.
Ruby: "Angel, look! Mark invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he's been thinking about me."
Angel: "...Colour me stoked."
Ruby: "I'm so happy!"
She then runs off.

All: "Woah!~"
GF: "Honey, whatchu waiting fo-"
Vade: "SHUT UP GF! Step into my candy store!~"
GF & Monika: "Woah!~ Time for you to prove you're not a lame ass anymore!~ Then step into my candy store."

Angel is all backed up to a wall and can't move any further as Vade, GF and Monika were approaching.
All: "It's my candy store. It's my candy. It's my candy store. It's my candy. It's my candy store. It's my candy store!~"

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