I'm at Soup! (The Hotheads/ Hotheaded objects)

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Nicole: Hello?
PitchFork: Hey, what's up?
Nicole faces PaintBrush who's strangling Evil Leafy: I need your help, can you come here?
PitchFork: Uh, I can't. I'm buying a new sharpener.
Nicole: Alright, well, hurry up and come over here.
PitchFork: I can't find them.

Nicole: What do you mean you can't find them?

PitchFork: I can't find them, there's only soup.

Nicole faces back towards the wall: ...What do you mean there's only soup?

PitchFork: ...It means there's only soup.

Nicole: Well, then... GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE.

PitchFork: Alright! You don't have to shout at me!

[Insert her walking into the next aisle]

PitchFork: There's more soup.

Nicole: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE SOUP?!

PitchFork: There's just more soup.

Nicole: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE.

[Again]

PitchFork: There's still soup.

Nicole: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!

PitchFork: I'm at soup-

Nicole: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"?!
PitchFork: I MEAN I'M AT. SOUP.

Nicole: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

PitchFork: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE! 💢

Nicole: WHY ARE YOU BUYING A SHARPENER AT A SOUP STORE?!💢

PitchFork: FUCK YOU-

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