[Music]
[MePhone4 walks into the room]
MePhone4: Dude, have you seen my copy of the greatest series of all time?
SumSang: Total Drama Island?
MePhone4: Yeah.
SumSang: Pretty sure it fell in the hole.
MePhone4: What hole?-
[He looks down]
MePhone4: OH MY GOD!
[Dramatic sound effect]
MePhone4: What is that?
SumSang: It's a hole.
MePhone4: Yeah, I can see that. What's it doing there?
SumSang: Well, I woke up this morning...
[SumSang sips his coffee]
SumSang: Then there was a hole.
MePhone4: What are you gonna do about it?
SumSang: Well, I put a rug over it!
[Dramatic sound effect]
SumSang: Yeah, it fell in the hole.
MePhone4: Should we call the police or something?
SumSang: Oh yeah, I called the police, yeah!
MePhone4: Well... where are they?
SumSang: In the hole.
[Dramatic sound effect]
[MePhone4 looks around the room]
MePhone4: ... Where is your girlfriend..?
SumSang: ...
MePhone4: SumSang. Where is your girlfriend?!
SumSang: They're at work!
MePhone4: Oh, heh, where does she work?
SumSang: In the hole.
[Dramatic sound effect]
MePhone4: GOD! How deep even is this thing?! Wh-
[He takes SumSang's mug and drops it into the hole]
SumSang: That was my favourite mug...
MePod: OW!
SumSang: Now it's in the hole.
[Dramatic sound effect]
MePhone4: Dude, do you even know what this is? Like, for all we know it could be... an inter-dimensional wormhole or- or a gateway to hell! Or- or... SumSang?
[SumSang is no where to be found in the room]
MePhone4: SumSang?!
[He screams in the hole]
MePhone4: SUMSAAAANG!?!
[He comes back with an apple]
SumSang: Hey, what's up? I got a snack!
[He takes a bite]
MePhone4: SumSang, will you please take this seriously-
[A hand comes out of the hole with monster noises]
[MePhone4 screams while SumSang shoots the arm with a gun]
MePhone4: What was that?!
SumSang: Hole person.
[He drops the apple into the hole]
MePhone4: Where did it come from?!
[SumSang gives MePhone4 the "Really?" face]
MePhone4: Right! The hole! Yeah! ... Dude, why are you being so calm about this?
SumSang: I'm more worried about the egg aliens...
[MePhone4's face drops]
MePhone4: What egg aliens.
[Light Shimmer noises. MePhone4 gets snatched by The Prime Shimmer]
...
SumSang: That one.
[He spots the copy of TDI]
SumSang: Oh, here it is!
[Dramatic sound effect]
[He drops it]
SumSang: Oh shit.
[Dramatic sound effect]
