Funked up Parody <3 (Still FNF tho-)

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Oliver/Flower's Dad: "Yo, it's Hatsune Oliver on the mic! Who's this little kid coming at me all child like? I'm a mother fuckin' angel, Give me a good reason on why I shouldn't give your little ass a big beatin'? You think that you're good enough for my daughter? Better prepare 'cause you're ripe for a slaughter. If you want her, you better come at me stronger. But, one wrong move and you'll be nothing but a goner!"

Pico: "Just wanna take your daughter for a date. When I look into her eyes I knew that it was fate! But, what the fuck is this dad doing? Rapping? Aren't you too old? Might as well be retiring! Think you got the bars to mess with me?! I'm one of a kind I'll have you begging on your knees! I've got the sickest rhymes that'll woo her heart. Your flow's so weak, why did you even start?"

Flower: "So confused... It feels like I'm being used. I'm so conflicted with you two! That I have no idea what to do... Should I stay with him and leave or should I just do as you please? I'm just gonna take a seat, as I listen to this funky beat.~"

Alice/Flower's Mom: "It's Hatsune Alice so watch out little carrot boy. I'm gonna break you and I surely will enjoy! The Holiest mom you'll ever see is on the scene, one look and baby you will know that I'm the queen!~"

Pico: "You think that I am scared of your presence?"
Alice: "I think that I should teach you a lesson."
Pico: "All that I want is to be with her all night,"
A & P: "Get in my way and I'll surely win this fight!"

Flower: "So confused... It feels like I'm being used. I'm so conflicted with you two! That I have no idea what to do... Should I stay with him and leave or should I just do as you please? I'm just gonna take a seat, as I listen to this funky beat.~"

Pico: "Go on get out of my way, before I wreck all your pride. You know that I won't be swayed, so hurry up, move aside! I've had enough with the taunts. You think that you got the bars. I'm gonna get what I want. You're never gonna get far!"

All except Flower: "Go on get out of my way, before I wreck all your pride. You know that I won't be swayed, so hurry up, move aside! I've had enough with the taunts. You think that you got the bars. I'm gonna get what I want. You're never gonna get far!"

Flower: "So confused... It feels like I'm being used! I'm so conflicted with you two! That I have no idea what to do...! Should I stay with him and leave?! Or should I just do as you please?! I'm just gonna take a seat, as I listen to this funky beat...~ La la la la la-"

Oliver: "Better back off before you get green balled. If you think you're gonna win, your chance is looking small."
Pico: "No way you're gonna stop me, I ain't gonna flee! I'm gonna have her in my arms even if you disagree."
Alice: "We angels have the power to make you scream. It's two against one, you can't beat this team."
Pico: "Ok Karen, calm down and take a chill pill! You seem to be struggling cuz your rap's going downhill!"
Oliver: "You better sit down before you get wrecked. I have a lot of pride and a daughter to protect."

Pico: "No matter what you say, I'mma have it my way! Gonna make her sway, and make her my bae."
Alice: "Don't care what it takes, I'mma send my whole crew. We'll throw everything until we beat you."

Pico: "It's the end of the song and I clearly got the win. It's a Friday night and-"
All: "it's time to get funkin'!"

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