I want it that way criminal (Another ii AU)

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Between Yin-Yang, Apple, Nickel, Lightbulb & Bow they're investigating MePhone4's murder.

OJ: So. Do you recognise any of these people?

MePod: I was hiding in the bathroom stall, so I didn't see their face... But I heard them! They were singing along to music at the bar.

OJ: Do you remember what they were singing?

MePod: I think it was that song... "I want it that way"?

OJ: Backstreet Boys, I'm familiar. Okay...

OJ presses the mic button on his dashboard to communicate w/ the suspects.

OJ: Number 1, could you please sing the opening to I Want It That Way?

Yang: Really? Okay.

Yin: 🎵You are... My fire~🎵

MePod shakes their head.

OJ: Number 2, keep it going.

Apple: 🎵The one... desire..?🎵

MePod shakes their head once again.

OJ: Number 3?

Nickel: 🎵Believe... when I say~🎵

OJ, with excitement: NUMBER 4!

Lightbulb: 🎵I want it that way!~🎵

OJ: TELL ME WHY!!

All of them: 🎵Ain't nothing but a heartache~🎵

OJ: TELL. ME. WHY!!

All of them: 🎵Ain't nothing but a mistake~🎵

OJ: 🎵 Now number 5~ 🎵

Bow, nervously: 🎵I~ Never wanna hear you say...~🎵

OJ: WOO!

All of them: 🎵I want it that way~🎵

OJ sighs.

OJ: Chills. Literal chills.

MePod sits there with an emotionless face, her pink background darkening.

MePod: It was number 5. Number 5 killed my cousin...

OJ's happy face fades away.

OJ: Oh my god, I forgot about that part.

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